- Anti Joke

What's green and has wheels? Grass...I was just lying about the wheels.

why did the bird fall out of the sky? it had been shot by a bird hunter, as it was bird season.

Knock, knock. Who's there? It's Bob. Oh hi, Bob, come on in.

What's the difference between a Mercedes and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Mercedes in my garage.

Knock, Knock Who's there? The KKK

Why did the boy bump into a pole. He was sleep-walking with his eyes closed.

What's worse than a dead baby? A dead puppy.

Why did Little Jimmy never make it in the NBA? Because he died at age 6.

Where did John go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? Six hasn't been the same since he left Vietnam. Every time he closes his eyes, he's sees Charlie hiding in the darkness of the forest. Not that you could ever see those bastards, mind you. They were fast and they knew their way around the jungle. He remembers the looks on the boy's faces when they walked into that village and... oh Jesus. He shouldn't think about that now. Sometimes he still hears Tex's slow southern drawl. He remembers the smell of Brooklyn's cigarettes. He always had a pack of Luckys. But the boys are gone now... he knows that. It's--it's just that he forgets sometimes. And sometimes the way that seven looks at him... it makes him think. Sets him on edge. And he feels like he's back there... In the jungle... In the darkness. Seven has a hook for a hand as well, which is very scary.

How come Jimmy didn't take his math test? Dead babies can't take math tests!

if it takes skill to trip over a flat surface, i have no skill...

What's the difference between your wife and a female dog? none - they are both bitches!

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

i said "what what in the butt, i said what what in the butt?"

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the blue man say to the purple lady? Do you want to make purple.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It was suicidal.

whats pink and fluffy pink fluff

Why did the bunny eat his food

What do you call a girl with no arms and an eyepatch? Names.