- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: How do you kill a blonde? A: Put M&M's on the bottom of a pool, and tell her to arrange them in alphabetical order. By the time she starts to question this, the poison should be kicking in.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I kicked it.

Two guys walk into a bar, the third one is a duck.

How many babies does it take to paint a house? Depends on how hard you throw them.

What happened when the boy didn't forward the chain message to ten people. Nothing.

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Do you like fishsticks? If so you are not a homosexual fish as fishsticks are a frozen food rather than fish genitalia.

A boat sinks in the ocean, what does the sailor do? Nothing, he wasn't on the boat.

Why couldn't the cow move? It had Cystic Fibrosis.

Rebecca Black sings a song.

Why was 6 afraid of 7? Cripling social anxiety.

what's black, long, and moves around a lot? a van.

Why did the boy bump into a pole. He was sleep-walking with his eyes closed.

How do you get an elephant into a fridge? You can't - elephants are too big to fit in fridges. How do you get a giraffe into a fridge? You can't, see above. If there is a raging fire in the jungle, which animal will survive? Most likely the parrots and other birds, as they can fly away.

roses are red violets are red everything's red i'm colour blind

A black man walks into Best Buy and buys a Television full price.

What gets louder as it gets smaller? A baby in a trash compactor.

Whats Funnier than 24?........ 25

Three guys walk into a club, one is a fat ugly chode face bastard, the second one is a 4 foot 2 cricket champion and the third is a handsome young man.

What happens when you eat all the strawberries? They are GONE...

A owl into a bar This joke is a hoot

A family of black people get onto a plane. The son said to his father: "Why do planes have wings?" The father then replied by saying: "To help them fly son." The plane's wing then fell off due to a building error, then the plane crashed and everyone on board was killed.

one fish two fish red fish kill the fish

yo momma's so fat that when she walked into church she had a nice conversation with some people who encouraged her to start eating better.

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