your mother's head is so big that she wears very big hats.

yo mamma so fat she seen a yellow train full of white people and she said stop that twinkie

What happens when you eat too many breadsticks? You get constipated.

Knock Knock Come In! Who me? Yeah. Ok.

What's the difference between people who make dead baby jokes and people who don't make dead baby jokes? I don't avoid eye contact with people who don't make dead baby jokes.

How did Hellen Keller's parents torture her? They made her go to bed when she wasn't very sleepy

Q. What's black and white and red all over? A. Certainly not a newspaper. Nobody reads those anymore.

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roses are red, violets are blue, fudge is sweet, heres some fudge.

What do you call Jesus Christ? Jesus Christ.

Why was Bill Clinton such a good president? He went to ifreeclub.com

A man witnessed a car crash. He was traumatized

Roses are #FF0000 Violets are #0000FF

What did the mushroom say to the pretty lady? Nothing, because it's a mushroom.

What did the human say to the human? You are a human.

What did the mouse say to the elephant? Squeak.

Q:A man has 100 chocolate bars he eats 93 of them. What has he got now? A:Diabetes

How many Jews can you fit into a car? About 5 or 6. It depends on the size of the car.

What does a Mexican do in a landslide? Lose a good deal of his hard earned property to the disaster.

Do you know any good bird jokes? Well this is hawkward...

Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell down and bumped his head He suffered a serious concussion and was never the same again.

Why does the cool aid man make it look so easy to break through? -To Get to The Other Side!!!!!!

Why did the little boy die? Because he had cancer.

What is worse then Hitler? Shelly's Cooking.

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