What happens when you eat too many breadsticks? You get constipated.

What's the difference between people who make dead baby jokes and people who don't make dead baby jokes? I don't avoid eye contact with people who don't make dead baby jokes.

How did Hellen Keller's parents torture her? They made her go to bed when she wasn't very sleepy

Q. What's black and white and red all over? A. Certainly not a newspaper. Nobody reads those anymore.

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Why was Bill Clinton such a good president? He went to ifreeclub.com

A man witnessed a car crash. He was traumatized

Roses are #FF0000 Violets are #0000FF

What did the mushroom say to the pretty lady? Nothing, because it's a mushroom.

What did the mouse say to the elephant? Squeak.

What did the human say to the human? You are a human.

What do you call Jesus Christ? Jesus Christ.

roses are red, violets are blue, fudge is sweet, heres some fudge.

How many Jews can you fit into a car? About 5 or 6. It depends on the size of the car.

What does a Mexican do in a landslide? Lose a good deal of his hard earned property to the disaster.

Q:A man has 100 chocolate bars he eats 93 of them. What has he got now? A:Diabetes

Why does the cool aid man make it look so easy to break through? -To Get to The Other Side!!!!!!

Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell down and bumped his head He suffered a serious concussion and was never the same again.

Do you know any good bird jokes? Well this is hawkward...

Why did the little boy die? Because he had cancer.

What is worse then Hitler? Shelly's Cooking.

Why did the boy drop his ice cream cone? He got hit by a bus.

Mean while... at Jerry Sandusky's house

how much dub would a dubstep step if a dubstep could step dub? purple

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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