Do you know what's funny? Retarded people.

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Q: What's better than a dead baby? A: Knowing who killed it, because then you can report them to your local authorities, thus creating a safer community.

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There was 3 women, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead. I don't know the rest of the story but the ending was when they guy came all over their faces.

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Roses are blue violets are red pull down ur pants and get in my bed :D

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Why did the 1,000 pound woman start crying? Because her son got hit by a car.

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What's the diference between an African guy and a lion? Nothing. But the lion will probably eat the African guy.

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My children are mistakes

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All work and no play makes Johnny successful in his field of interest.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't because it got hit by a car.

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Did you see that van with the word "Free Candy" painted on it? I'm also glad to see a successful entrepreneur capable of advertising free wares as an incentive to attract customers in such a recession. It's a great deal for both parties.

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Person 1) Yo mama's so fat Person 2) My mother died in a horrible car accident last week

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Have you ever had Kenyan food? Neither have they.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? With the technology of compact fluorescent light bulbs they don't go out for much longer, so the question is nearly irrelevant.

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roses are red facebook is blue you look f**kable so i'll add you by: matt

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What's 1+1? 4.

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What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick

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roses are red violets are blue kiss my ass you god damb goe..

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What do you call a jew with no money It doesn't really matter because all jews have money

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A priest enters a bar moments after a young teen walks into the same bar. The priest scolds the teen, warning him of the possibility of arrest, alcoholism, and other bad life consquences. The teen apologizes to the bartender, and much later in life, he thanks the priest.

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A man has 72 cookies, he eats 64 of them. What does he have left? Diabetes.

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Q:What time is it when you have to go to the dentist? A: It varies. But most dental offices are open for service between 8am and 4pm

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What did the little boy find when he came home from school? His mother hanging from a tree.

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When life gives you melons, you know you're dyslexic.

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-Knock knock -Come on in!

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