Roses are Brown Violets are Brown I hate everyone on antijoke that steals what I write I fisted a cows butt hole.

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What do Ethiopians do at Christmas ? Starve...

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Why couldnt the black man drink from the water fountain? Because the water fountain was broken.

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What would you call the Flintstones if they were black? N*ggers.

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Knock knock Whos there? D D who D's nuts!

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Whats worse than The Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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a little girl gets raped

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What does a Mexican do in a landslide? Lose a good deal of his hard earned property to the disaster.

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Your mama is so....well we've been friends since childhood and I know your mother passed away recently. So, as to refrain from being an insensitive jerk to a good friend. I will tell this joke to someone with a mother who is fat, dumb, lazy, ugly, or has a combination of these traits. Or has none of these and happens to be a nice lady with a son/daughter who just enjoys a good mama joke.

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"How come the week takes so long but the weekend goes by so fast" "Because there are five days in the week and two in the weekend"

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Go away.

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Why did the fly get off the toilet? It got pissed off.

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How did the happy clown die? Testicular Cancer.

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What is funny about 9/11. Nothing, it was a tragic day for the world.

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No entiendo PORQUE cada día amanezco

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Q. What's black and white and red all over? A. Certainly not a newspaper. Nobody reads those anymore.

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Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell down and bumped his head He suffered a serious concussion and was never the same again.

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How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Who knows? They all just sit and bitch about it.

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a banana

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What did the mute say to the deaf man? Nothing. He's a mute.

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“Anything that moves ey?” – William Deane

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Why did the man loose his balls? he had testicular cancer and had to get them removed.

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Whats funnier than a real joke? An anti joke

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Did you hear about the red ship and the blue ship that collided? Everyone on board died.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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