The outside of my house is painted yellow.

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What do you do when a girl you gave roofies to wakes up? Take your tongue out of her ass and run!

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How do you stop a black man from drowning? Bring him to shore and, if you are certified, perform cpr.

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"And i look to myself what the hell happened to our world..."

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hi

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the immigrants.

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yo momma's so fat that when she walked into church she had a nice conversation with some people who encouraged her to start eating better.

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25

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Why did Sally Fall Off The Swing? She had no arms Knock Knock! Who's there? Not Sally

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Benevolent villain.

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yesterday i saw a man walking down the street with no legs. just kidding.

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wanna hear a really funny joke? sure women's rights.

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a boy comes to a girl and ask : do you like vaginas ? and she says course not your dumb ass and he says then give her to me *troll face*

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You know what they say about big feet... big penis.

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Dan O'Driscoll

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When life gives you lemons, make lemonade.

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I like vagina, hahahahah!!!!!!!!!!

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N****R = nice israeli girl great education rich

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What's funnier than 24? 25.

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Why didn't the boy eat peanut butter? He had Arachibutyrophobia.

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A girl walks into a bar. She's a lesbian.

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What did the fat man buy at Mcdonalds? A salad, hes on a diet

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You throw nothing like your mother; she is actually really good at throwing.

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I JUST HAD SEEX! How blantant, eh?

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