What did the otter say to the pumpkin? I'm so glad I'm a walrus

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What's your name? You tell me.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Joseph Kony. Give me your children.

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What do You call a black porn star from alaska? By their first or full name depending on your relationship with them and the situation.

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What do u call someone who lies? Jack eckert qnd colin

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A cat fell out of a really tall tree. It didn't land on its feet.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I am a whore, Let's have sex.

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Why did the black man not tip his waiter? Because she provided terrible service and was undeserving.

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Roses are brown. Violets are brown. It's the middle of winter. Flowers look like poop.

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A horse, a duck, a pig, and a muslim walk into a bar. The horse ducks, the duck's hoarse, the pig's in a blanket, and the muslim has a can, being surprised how far a can can preach in Chicago. The bartender reminds the muslim that he entered with a swine, and the muslim is embarrased for the horse.

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When life gives you melons, you know you're dyslexic.

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What's worse than the holocaust? The Russian Revolution

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What did batman say to robin before they got in the car? Get in the car.

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Rosea's afre rewd Voleasts a/ere bluejw I ahve parkinson's dise'ase it ttook 4 hoiurs to w'irite this

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Why does my girlfriend pee standing up? Because he is a man.

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Whats worse than meeting kim kardashian? everything shes the hottest freakin celeb there is

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Noah is Smart.

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff.

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women's rights

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What did Helen Keller say when she fell out of a tree? SHFVDHGCIJCBSHG

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I'm gay. Great me too.

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How did the guy with aids die? He died of aids

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Why doesn't Santa come in the Summer? Because it's not Christmas.

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What do you call Magic Johnson in a wheel chair? A tragedy, especially considering his past struggles with HIV.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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