What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

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The biggest lie on earth: I have read and agree to the terms of use.

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Your mom is so fat she beat up snorlax from pokémon, than got charged for abbuse because it is illegal to use physical violence on pokémon unless in a battle or in attempt to capture one.

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A married couple was in a terrible accident where the man’s face was severely burned. The doctor told the husband that they couldn’t graft any skin from his body because he was too skinny. So the wife offered to donate some of her own skin. However, the skin on her body that the doctor felt was suitable would have to come from her buttocks. The husband and wife agreed that they would tell no one about where the skin came from, and they requested that the doctor also honor their secret.

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Benevolent villain.

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing... she's ugly

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Roses are green Violets are green I'm colour blind Everything is green

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"Knock Knock." "Who's there?" "Orange!" "Oranges can't speak, who is this really?" "Your neighbor Jake, can I borrow your lawn mower?" "Sure, let me go to the garage and get it for you."

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What do you call 3 horses in 1 boat, in the middle of the Dead Sea? Lost

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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What do Ed Milliband and David Milliband have in common? They are brothers.

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Dear John,

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A Jew returns change.

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9/11 was a shocking time for all of us.

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What did the little boy with cancer do? He died.

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what did the nazi say to the jew? hi

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abortion, it really brings out the kid in you.

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marble

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Paris. Paris who? Paris, France.

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Slavery lol

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Do you know what paper I get?.... Loose leaf :o

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Why did the orange put on the sun block? Because it was afraid of turning into a TAN-gerine!

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What do you call a duck with a mustache? A duck with a mustache.

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What's the diference between an African guy and a lion? Nothing. But the lion will probably eat the African guy.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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