I am a real homosexual

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My dad beats my mom At checkers

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Q: Whats better than ten babies in ten trash cans? A: One baby in ten trash cans

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Your momma is so fat that the late, great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook her breasts for clocks

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Q: why did sally fall off the swing A: she had no arms A:knock knock Q:who is there A:not sally

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What did the cat say when it jumped into the cardboard box? Meow

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Whats the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

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How do you know when a Mexican has died? Well based on the large mass of people inside and outside the funeral home who mostly seem to be of a mexican background and cultue, it would be safe to say that those are his/her friends and family who care deeply about them and therefore you could conclude that a Mexican person probably passed away. It's actually quite sad and going to be a rough few days for those closely connected to the person who died.

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What do you call 400 black men rolling down a hill? 400 black men rolling down a hill.

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did you hear about the sidewalk? its all over town.

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SAY

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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One day three men died. Heaven had almost been full, and he wanted to see who could get in and who would burn. So the first man starts and says "well I just got home from my girlfriends house, she just dumped me. I was crazy mad, and as I was about to eat the pain away, I saw a man hanging off of my porch. I ran to the man pulled out a sledge hammer, and then smashed his hands off the balcony. And without thinking I picked up my refrigerator and threw it down at him. But sadly I fell with the refridgerator." the second man steps up and says.. "I was doing my dance routine on my porch, and I slipped on an ice cube and flipped off the rail. I took ahold of a railing on which I could puulmupmtomsaftey on, but as I was about to save my own life some psychotic man comes out with a sledge hammer and bashes my hands off the railing. After he threw his refridgerator down at me." and then the third guy says..."well I was in this refridgerator........."

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How do you drown a blonde? Hold her head under water.

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when does the phrase "time heals all wounds" not apply? to people with fatal wounds.

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What do you get when you multiply a trillion times a billion times a quintillion? A huge ass number.

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Did you hear about the black man who went to college? Me too! I'm so proud of him!

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what did the black man do for his family? nothing

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What is the same about a plum and an elephant? They're both grey except the plum

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What did the cheese say to his friend, who was also a cheese, before the cheese took a picture? ''Cheese''.

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a Mexican and a black guy were sitting in the back of a car, who is driving? -- a cop

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An Irishman stays home

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Rose's Are Red Violet's are Blue You Should Be In A Zoo Dont Worry Ill Be There Too But I Wont Be In A Cage With You Ill Be Laughing At You.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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