Mmmm, donuts

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Real jokes.

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Katlin Poladian liked her own status again.

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I'm gay. Great me too.

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Noah is Smart.

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- If I could rearrange the alphabet, I would put U and I together. - You don't need to because N and O are already together. - Then maybe a cyber-relationship would work. - Why ? - Look at your keyboard, U and I are next to each other.

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Why did the white man rub the black man's hair for good luck? Because it's good luck to rub a black man's hair.

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Whats a good source of iron? A piece of iron.

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Why did the passenger plane crash? Well, if not mechanical failure or human error, probably because a bomb was detonated onboard.

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What did Goldilocks say to the three bears? She asked them how bears make porridge without opposable thumbs.

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Hey, did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? No He didn't either.

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Your life That's the joke

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AROUND

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amy copied adams haircut :0

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What's the difference between a train and a lamp? A lot

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What has human male genitalia? A human male

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A baby seal walks into a club

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Just kidding, Stephen Hawking doesn't drink.

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A fat man walks into a bar. There is a 70% chance his mom is fat.

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What did your father say before he died? Nothing, he's already dead

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What is the first step in making an ugly girl pretty? Shave her genitals.

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Two gay men in a hottub. They relaxed for about half an hour before getting out and going to the bed, where they fell asleep.

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What do you call an insect that has 8 legs? A spider.

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newt gingrich

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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