what did one bum way to the other? we're shit out of luck

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SAY

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Potato potato potato potato potato? Potato potato potato.

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Person 1: Knock knock. Person 2: Come in.

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released at a nearby park.

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why is my brother white and i am brown? the milk man is very fast!

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple, your dad having sex with your girlfriend

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69

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Q: How do you kill a blonde? A: Put M&M's on the bottom of a pool, and tell her to arrange them in alphabetical order. By the time she starts to question this, the poison should be kicking in.

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A ginger rapping.

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What do homeless people get for Christmas? Nothing, they are homeless.

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"And i look to myself what the hell happened to our world..."

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whats funny and has four wheels? A handicapped 11 year old boy getting raped by his father

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Why did the Mexican drive the car off cliff? Because he wanted to.

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what do you call a retarded child with a doll in his hand while crying and running up a hill in bell bottom jeans in august at night a block of ice

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Who ate the cookies? Your face. Litterally.

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What does a man like. food.

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Benevolent villain.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting cow. Interrupting cow who? ...

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When is a door not a door? When it was never actually a door in the first place and you just thought, for whatever reason, that i was.

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Two men are sitting in a bar. They finish their drinks and pay the bill before leaving.

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What's blue and screams when you look at it Idk that's why I'm asking you

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yesterday i saw a man walking down the street with no legs. just kidding.

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suck my a s s i hate mother f u c k e r s in my mother f u c k i n g crib

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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