- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you get when you multiply a trillion times a billion times a quintillion? A huge ass number.

when does the phrase "time heals all wounds" not apply? to people with fatal wounds.

Did you hear about the black man who went to college? Me too! I'm so proud of him!

What is the same about a plum and an elephant? They're both grey except the plum

what did the black man do for his family? nothing

An Irishman stays home

Rose's Are Red Violet's are Blue You Should Be In A Zoo Dont Worry Ill Be There Too But I Wont Be In A Cage With You Ill Be Laughing At You.

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What is green but looks like a silver car? A silver car....I lied about the green part.

Q: why did the plain crash A: because the driver was a loaf of bread

A baby seal walks into a club.

husband : honey , can i have stuff candy wife : no husband : can i have milk and cookies wife : what kind of milk wink wink husband 2% you pervert

sixty....eight.

What's the difference between a Mercedes and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Mercedes in my garage.

Why couldn't santa eat cookies and milk at little Jimmy's house? He has diabetes and is unable to stray from a strict diet prescribed by his local doctor.

Q: Why did Rapunzel fall out of the tower? A: Because she was a dumb bitch.

Jack Oliver has a Bowl.

why did the kid go in his room and lock the door. to masturbate

What do you call a pickle that is sad? A pickle!????

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released at a nearby park.

Why did the cow puke up his grass? Because it is necessary so that the cow can re-chew his food to aid with the digestion.

Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Well it's really nice.

Q. Why did the black man get sent to prison? A. Because he was falsely accused of murder.

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