What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? I don't cum on my watermelon before I eat it.

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What do a large mouth bass and my wife have in common? They are both in the Animal kingdom, both are vertebrates and they share many other traits such as eyes, a notochord, and epaxial/hypaxial musculature.

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What do you call a woman who is good at driving? Danica Patrick

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Women's rights

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Your mother gets so hungry, she eats.

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why is there a hole in the wall, i hope a prehistoric mole doesnt come out of that hole in the ball CC

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do you know a really good joke? i don't have one.

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what did the man with no legs get for Christmas? A piano

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There are 2 muffins sitting in an oven. Neither of the muffins say anything because muffins can't talk.

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One time I was playing hide and seek with grandma but I couldn't seem to find her. I asked my sister for help and she told me she was hiding in the living room on the shelf. I went into the living room but all I saw was a vase on the shelf. Grandma probably didn't know the game was over so I opened the vase to tell her. To this day she hasn't come out of the vase.

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Knock knock. Use the doorbell, dumbass.

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option 1, minecraft VS option 2, friends

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What's the difference between a black man and a monkey? Millions of years of evolution

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Jasper sucks.

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What do you call a jew in a room full of gold? I highly improbable scenario in which the circumstances of how this "man" seemingly got into a gold room are unexplained.

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why did the baby cross the road? it was stapled to the chicken

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Why did a guy with a lisp, v-neck, and piercings pee while sitting down? His joints hurt.

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What happened to the little kid sitting next to a fat kid ? The little kid got DEVOURED

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What did the black man say to the white man? Hello.

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Why did the baby cross the road. It was stapled to the chicken.

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Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

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Q: where did the pickle live? A: In the desert

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What is the longest word in the English language? SMILES: there is a mile between the first and last letters!"

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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