A boy and a girl are playing catch. Why did the girl drop the ball? She had no arms. So why did the boy throw her the ball if she had no arms? Cause he's a Dipshit

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Lightening never strikes the same place twice. But it killed both my parents.

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what's hard and pink going in a soft and wet coming out Gum

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Niko isnt a mexican douche

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why can't the black man get a job? The economy is suffering and unemployment rates are at an all time high

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What's the only part of a vegetable that you can't eat??? His wheelchair

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OK, A plane carrying 200 passengers crashes on the border between America and Canada. Which side of the border do you bury the victims? Well, it would depend on where the passengers where from or what they had stipulated in their living will. I suppose some would be cremated which opens up a whole other can of worms entirely.

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind.

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A man walks into a store, and says to the cashier: "I'd like to buy 6 fridges". The cashier says: "Why do you need that many fridges?" The man says: "I'm an antelope!"

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Why doesn't Rick Moranis come out with anymore movies? He left the film industry in 1997, six years after the 1991 loss of his wife, Anne, to liver cancer.

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how many fish does it take to turn on a lightbulb None, lightbulbs dont work in the ocean

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a boy walked into a pet store to get his bird some food. they were all out. the bird died.

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What did the cat say to the chicken? Nothing. Animals are not capable of speaking.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the chicken.

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Why is Joe white? Because he's white.

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Two women were sitting in silence.

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I won the game.

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Whats big, tall and fat? Most of America.

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Noah is Smart.

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what is white and sticky? glue.

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"Oh yeah?!" "Yeah!" "You wanna go?!" "No, sorry. I got plans." (walks away)

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Why did sally fall of the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

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Whats long and hard? a pole

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Anti Joke

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