What is the difference between a Mac user and a PC user? The operating system that they prefer to use.

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what did the 0 say to the 8 nice belt

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A homeless person dies.

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what did the hungry Ukrainian man say to his mother? "? ????? ???????? ?????????? ? ????. ?? ? ??????? ? ??????"

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? I don't cum on my watermelon before I eat it.

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What do you get when you multiply a trillion times a billion times a quintillion? A huge ass number.

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what's the difference between a babie and a watermelon. one's fun to hit with a hammer. . . ht other ones a watermelon.

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roses are red violetes are blue you need to shut up or I will kill you

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How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

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Your mother gets so hungry, she eats.

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Q: how do you spell apple without any letters? A: you can't.

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#FEARtheFLAMINGOS

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steves legs

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How do you get a beautiful woman to go to bed with you? "How?" It's not a joke, it's a legitimate question!

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Making jokes about 9/11 is just plane wrong.

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husband : honey , can i have stuff candy wife : no husband : can i have milk and cookies wife : what kind of milk wink wink husband 2% you pervert

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Why was 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 was black

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Miscarriages.

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what do you call a muslim flying a plane? A pilot you racist.

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What happens if you're in the middle of counting towels? You finish counting your towels.

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Why did a guy with a lisp, v-neck, and piercings pee while sitting down? His joints hurt.

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Two peanuts were walking down the street and one was asalted

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Knock Knock Good one...

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