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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

Q: why did sally fall off the swing A: she had no arms A:knock knock Q:who is there A:not sally

What does a ghost get when he watches pornography? A boner

Why are Jews so tight with there money? They want to be finanically stable and provide a future for their familys.

what is red and looks like blue paint? red paint.

Whats worse than dieing of Alhzymers? Anal Rape

A black man, a Mexican, and a Jew walk into a bar. The white bartender kills them all because he was a huge racist.

Q. What's brown and people don't care when they step on it? A. Dirt

What is the difference between Terri Schaivo and a basket of rotting vegetables? The rotting vegetables aren't edible.

Your mother smells so bad that people make comments about it behind her back, and one person mailed her some soap.

Q: Why was the man hit by the train? A: He was tied to the rail road tracks...

What do you call a bunch of balck men running down a hill. A bunch of balck men running down a hill.

a man walks into a bar, only it was an alternate universe so there were dogs running the bar. the bartender dog called human control because it was unsanitary to have a human in a bar. the human was then escorted out by another dog and was taken to a hotel where he received no continental breakfast.

How do you make a professional wrestler cry? You could stab him repeatedly with a box cutter and demand his social security number, but I wouldn't suggest it. He would most likely beat you up.

Why did Jill come "tumbling" down the hill after Jack broke his crown? She fell running on a hill, essentially why Jack broke his crown.

How do you know if you've been drinking too much? You find yourself in a closet screaming, "I'm in Narnia!!!"

what did the ninja say to the watermelon ? nothing

a women picks up her phone and screams! There were 3 missed calls from her mother-inlaw

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What do you get when you cross Arsene Wenger with Darth Vader? Arsene Vader

What does D.N.A. stand for? Deoxyribonucleic Acid

jokes r dumb

I had a dream I watched Inception.

What happened to the man that never got picked up? He died of a brain aneurysm, the ambulance never came.

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