- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the Black Man only eat one apple a day? He was trying to stay healthy. On an unrelated note he was under the poverty line, and addicted to an illegal substance. He does not represent African-American society very well.

What's worse than a dead baby? A dead puppy.

When life gives you lemons. You make beef stew. #andymilinokis

two muffins are in an oven one muffin says man its pretty hot in here and the other muffin says oh my god a talking muffin

A man walks into a pole and freezes to death.

How did the blond's brain cells die? She had a very acute case of Parkinson's disease.

What happens if Pinoccio says my nose is about to grow?

I'm not racist... Racism is a crime, and crime is for black people.

What do you call a person with no legs, no arms, no eyes, and no heart? Well he'd be dead wouldn't he?

What do you call a brunette between two blonds? Probably their friend. How should I know?

Why did the chicken cross the road? I kicked it.

What's the difference between a black man and a monkey? Millions of years of evolution

What did the teacher say to the student? You did very poorly on your homework and will never succeed. The student was black.

A boat sinks in the ocean, what does the sailor do? Nothing, he wasn't on the boat.

What's brown a sticky? -A stick

Why couldn't the cow move? It had Cystic Fibrosis.

A girl walks into a bar she is then drugged, raped and left in a back alley. To this day she still has psychological issues that are directly related to this event

How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to change a light bulb? Well that would be crude and insensitive to ask a person with dementia to do a task so easily performed by a person who is not non compos mentis.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he felt like it.

A man walks into a bar every night. He works there.

Why did a man get arrested in a bar He was covered in bombs and charged with terrorism

The chicken crossed the road.

Whats the difference between a Jew and a pizza? the pizza wont scream when you put it in the oven.....

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