why can't the black man get a job? The economy is suffering and unemployment rates are at an all time high

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Niko isnt a mexican douche

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Whats the difference between christians and nazis? one suppressed human rights and caused millions of deaths. the others were responsible for the holocaust.

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A pregnant woman takes the bus, once inside she realizes that there are no seats. No one was pollite enough to let her sit down so she felt pretty uncomfortable on the way home.

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? Shes dead.

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What do you call a monkey? A monkey.

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What did the giraffe say to the monkey? Nothing

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Yo' mama so stupid, she has a lower IQ than the average person.

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What happend when Chuck Norris did a push up? He did one push up.

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how many fish does it take to turn on a lightbulb None, lightbulbs dont work in the ocean

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What happened at the finish line of the marathon? People collapsed in exhaustion, it was a marathon.

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a boy walked into a pet store to get his bird some food. they were all out. the bird died.

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What runs faster than a dead baby? Almost everything.

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Why doesn't Rick Moranis come out with anymore movies? He left the film industry in 1997, six years after the 1991 loss of his wife, Anne, to liver cancer.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Your worst nightmare!! Ohh.... Do come in it's raining outside.

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A man walks into a bar, looks to the right and sees a man one foot tall playing the piano, he sits at the bar and says to the bar tender,"I'm feeling kind of down" the bar tender gives him a bottle of very strong alcohol and later that night he goes home and hangs himself.

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Jessica walks into a bar jokes jessica cant walk

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What did Jerry Sandusky get for Christmas? Raped in jail.

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A guy walks into a bar and asks a nice looking girl if he can buy her a drink. She promptly rejects the offer.

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yo mamma so fat she seen a yellow train full of white people and she said stop that twinkie

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There's a American, Mexican, and a Canadian stranded in the desert. They couldn't find any food, water, and shelter. They were all really hungry and thirsty. Later that day the Mexican dies from a very bad infection on his neck.

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Why did the black man win the staring contest? He's good at staring

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Q: how many Pollocks does it take to paint a house? A: 100. 99 to spin the house and 1 to hold the paint brush

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Why did the monkey sit on the toilet? To have a bowelmovement

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