Hey! did you know Helen Keller had a dog? Neither did she...

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how many jews can you fit in a honda civic 1 in the driver seat, 1 in the passenger seat and 3 in the back properly fixed with safety belts.

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Why....... Because.

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Saddam Hussein is the father of the mothers of all cultchies.

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why did every one in the world die? a Train pooped it's pants.

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what is white and sticky? glue.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Hodor

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Why was the asian so good with computers? Because he spent 8 years in college getting a doctorate in computer programming at the University of Hartford

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Whats a good source of iron? A piece of iron.

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wanna hear a joke?... Womens rights

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What's long and hard on a black man? First grade.

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What did Pikachu say to Ghandi? Pika Pika

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why didnt the deaf man laugh? he was also mute

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Hey, did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? No He didn't either.

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A black man walks into a bar. the bartender ask what he wants to drink. the black man responds , "i will have one beer please". so the bartender gives it to him and says have a nice day.

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What is 18 inches long and makes a woman scream all night? Crib death.

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What did the pig say to the banana? Oink.

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An elephant walks into a bar. Except not really, it couldn't fit through the door.

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whats the difference between a dog and a cat? ones a dog.

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A bar walks into your mother.

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What do divorce and a loose bear in a zoo have in common? They both tear families apart

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Why did the chicken cross the road it was out of its coop

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3 black men walk into a bar. They order their drinks, tip the bartender, and could not have been more courteous.

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i have 2 penises

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