'Hey do you know a joke?' 'No' 'Me too'

Q. How do you make an atheist appreciate life? A. Break his legs.

barack osama

How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? If you need an electrician to screw in a lightbulb, you're a moron.

suck my dick.

-Why did Sara fall off the swing? -I don't know, why? -She had no arms, knock knock -Who's there? -Not Sara.

Yo mama so poor... that she possesses substantially less money than the average person working hard in order to accumulate money today.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. Who the hell named a blue flower "violet"?

If you have alzeimers, wait, never mind i forget.

Wanna hear a joke the WNBA

what's hard and pink going in a soft and wet coming out Gum

A black guy and a Mexican jump off a bridge. Who dies first? Nobody cares.

Roses are rde, violets are bule, I am dyslexic, how about you?

How many kids with ADD does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Wanna go for a bike ride??

Want to hear a joke? Jerry Sandusky's innocence

Ben is gay

How do you estimate the number of jippos in an area? Take the dole's numbers from that area and measure how far away they are from the nearest council landfill site.

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because its head is so far away from its shoulders.

Q: Whats worse then being murdered? A: Nothing

How many potatoes does it take to kill an Irishman? None

A Mexican and a black person both jump off a bridge, who hits the water first? Neither, as all matter falls at the same rate, regardless of weight, size, or ethnicity.

milly, milly, milly, cat

A man hanged himself, leaving a note. Nobody found him, nor the note. Nobody cared for him.

Why did the lion get lost? -The jungle is massive

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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