Hey, did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? No He didn't either.

What is black, white, and red all over? Obviusly a sunburned panguin.

I'm on the seafood diet. A large proportion of my daily food intake is fish.

What is the difference between a black guy and a bucket of crap? Well, one consists of two inanimate objects (a bucket and feces) and the other is a human being of African/African-American descent. As you can see there really is no real comparison here.

What is the difference between a baby and a tampoline? You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.

Two guys walk into a bar, one is treated for a concussion.

The chicken came before the egg. Because eggs are an unborn chicken, and it is impossible for an unborn chicken to ejaculate.

It's a scientific fact that if you took all the veins out of your body, and lined them up end to end, you would die.

What do you call a racist guy surrounded by a gang of black pepole? Dead.

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wanna hear a joke?... Womens rights

Knock knock. Who's there? President. President who? The President of the United States.

What's better than winning the lottery? Winning it twice.

Wanna hear a joke!? Miley Cyrus.

what do you call a black priest? holy shit!

A baby seal walks into a club

Whats worse than The Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

Im getting sick of holocaust jokes cant you Nazi Annefrankly they are dumb

Three black men walk into a store at 2:00 in the morning, what happens next? They buy some snacks and leave.

milly, milly, milly, cat

What's brown and wears glasses? A poo with bad eyesight.

Why did the chicken cross the road? What does chicken mean?

3 ducks are sitting in a pond. one with blonde feathers. one with brown feathers, and one with white feathers. A Transvestite Inbred Donkey Man kills them instantly.

Knock Knock. Who's There? Let Me In. Let Me In Who? Let Me In or I Will Kill You Tomorrow!

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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