why is there a hole in the wall, i hope a prehistoric mole doesnt come out of that hole in the ball CC

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Your mom is so stupid that... She often makes mistakes.

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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Jewish People

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roses are red violetes are blue you need to shut up or I will kill you

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Nickelback

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Once upon a time, there was boy. I saw this boy. So I sat on him.

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Why did the kids stop playing tag? Because the boy was "it" was kidnapped and never seen again

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why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

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What time is it? 10:58

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and and no legs in front of a door? A: A quadruple amputee.

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4 out of 5 Americans make up 80% of Americans

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Your Mamma is so poor that she begs for money.

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What's green and has wheels? Grass...I was just lying about the wheels.

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? seriously all my friends r Dbags n break the door down...wow ur polite....um ok WHO'S THERE? THE REAPER oh sh** dude! NO ONES HOME! "in other news this evening, two local men found dead on theyre living room floors. Police say the front door was smashed in...an obvious sign of forced entry. The two men were apparently reading a webpage called anti-joke before suddenly having an unexplained heart attack and dieing....heh heh hey nancy...why did the chicken cross the road? because he thuroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic." "HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.......GASP! GA FA! GAA *gargle*" "wow...in other OTHER news i just killed nancy...."*runs* JOKES KILL >:}

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whats straight as a fudge packer kyle grund

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What do you get when you multiply a trillion times a billion times a quintillion? A huge ass number.

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what's the difference between a babie and a watermelon. one's fun to hit with a hammer. . . ht other ones a watermelon.

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Your mom is so fat she should be concerned about her increased risk of heart failure.

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Why did the Black Man only eat one apple a day? He was trying to stay healthy. On an unrelated note he was under the poverty line, and addicted to an illegal substance. He does not represent African-American society very well.

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What do I smell like to you?? Crap.

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A man walks into a pole and freezes to death.

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What do you call a brunette between two blonds? Probably their friend. How should I know?

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Q. How do you make a blonde sad? A. Tell her that her entire family died in an accident.

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