- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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An elephant walks into a bar. Except not really, it couldn't fit through the door.

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Hypothetical questions are a waste of time and you are not achieving your full potential by reading this during work.

What did the sexually promiscuous man get for Christmas? AIDS.

What happens if you throw a red ruby into the black sea? It gets wet.

Hey, is that your corvette? No, I thought it was yours.

-What do you get when you graph the division of x by the square root of 69? - I don't know, what? -I was asking you, as my family's low economic status hinders my ability to buy a graphing calculator.

Why was the Amish man dead? Because he fell off of his fridge, while trying to screw in a light bulb.

A fish walks into a bar

Roses are flowers jordan does it for hours xxxxif ya know what i mean

An Irishman stays home

1 + 1 = 11 Just kidding, it's 2 you moron.

What is the difference between a Mac user and a PC user? The operating system that they prefer to use.

Your momma's so fat: She has found a value in relationships beyond an aesthetic level.

Hey Patrick Yea? I found something funnier then 24 Give to me buddy 25

what do you call a fish with no gills? I dont know what youd call that creature...but its no fish.

which of the following is right -the yoke is white -the yoke are white neither the yoke is yellow

What do you get when you multiply a trillion times a billion times a quintillion? A huge ass number.

How do you get four gay guys on a bar stool? With teamwork and coordination, each could place one foot on the seat, and they can all stand up using each other for balance and support. The fact that they are gay in unimportant.

What do you get when you cross an owl with a bunge cord? My ass!

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

steves legs

How did two Jews react when they saw a quarter on the sidewalk? They agreed to donate it to charity.

Why was 6 afraid of 7 Because 7 was black

A man walks into a bar, he then falls unconscious and driven safely to the hospital.

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