- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a brunette between two blonds? Probably their friend. How should I know?

Q. How do you make a blonde sad? A. Tell her that her entire family died in an accident.

Why does LeBron James keep his phone on vibrate? Because he is often in the company of others and he does not want a ringtone to distract others from the current topic of discussion.

I don't get it

What is green but looks like a silver car? A silver car....I lied about the green part.

Roses are red Violets are blue I have clamidia Because Polly shat on me.

Jack Oliver has a Bowl.

Q: why did the plain crash A: because the driver was a loaf of bread

Two peanuts were walking down the street and one was asalted

Why did a man get arrested in a bar He was covered in bombs and charged with terrorism

Penis

Why did the blonde stare at the carton of orange juice? Because she was lost in her thoughts about her dead husband, and how much he loved orange juice.

What happened to the little kid sitting next to a fat kid ? The little kid got DEVOURED

Person 1: Do you like impressions? Person 2: Yes! P1: Why? ... P1: That was Socrates.

Why didn't Dave buy his wife a watch for her birthday? Because she already had one.

The outside of my house is painted yellow.

knock, knock. use the doorbell next time.

A blonde girl walks into a screen door. She is blind.

What's similar about a black person and an apple? Nothing, an apple is a fruit. It has nothing to do with hanging from trees.

There was a deaf guy who heard a mute guy tell someone that a blind guy saw a guy with no legs win the marathon

Whats worse than having no mother? Having no mother and father, enabling you to have to support a family at the age of 12, using the allowance that your parents are supposed to give you once a week.

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an axe. -Tag

Q: How did the blonde commit suicide? A: She shot herself in the head.

what did the nazi say to the jew? hi

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