Q:What did a young Arnold Schwarzenegger say when his friends wanted to play a game pretending to be 18th century composers? A: "I'll be Mozart!"

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How did the fireman get the cat out of the tree? He shot it.

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Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Perpresher

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Why did our black president put a porch swing on the white house? He likes to swing.

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What's worst than Rick Perry? Two Rick Perrys.

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How can you tell Egyptian Bees are tired? When they put down their suitcases and yell "IM Tired!"

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DONALD TRUMP DIES

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Yo momma's so short, it's probably because she's in a wheelchair.

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No entiendo PORQUE cada día amanezco

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What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a Ferrari ? I don't have 10 dead babies in my garage.

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What do you call an elderly women who after the death of her late husband had many enconters witb men? A whore.

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A young blind boy is being tucked into bed by his mother. The mom says "Now Billy, pray really hard tonight and tomorrow, your wish will come true!". Billy says, "Ok mommy." and goes to sleep. The next morning, Billy wakes up and screams "MOMMY! I'm still blind, my wish didn't come true!", the mom answered, "I know - April Fools!"

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What comes after "Q" R

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What did the man say to hitler? hi hitler.

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Guess what? Chicken butt

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anus soup

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Want to hear a joke? Justin Bieber

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Why did an abusive childhood affect the little boy's behavior? Beats me.

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Knock Knock Who's There Ur Mom Ur Mom Who Ur Mom is Dead

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safety framed toilets like bbw (big black women)

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ME: HEY ZACH DO YOU KNOW WHO LIKES YOU................... ZACH: NO!... WHO.... ME: DO YOU REALLY WANT TO KNOW??? ZACH:....YEAH!!!!!!!!!! ME: OKAYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY NOBODY!!!!!!!!!!!!! HAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

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thomas hall= fuckin dikc

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He said it was a great place to retire.

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What is the difference between Terri Schaivo and a basket of rotting vegetables? The rotting vegetables aren't edible.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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