Why did a man get arrested in a bar He was covered in bombs and charged with terrorism

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¿Por qué seis de los siete miedo? ¡Porque siete ocho nueve!

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A man walks into a bar. His alcoholism is destroying his family.

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why did the girl fall off the swing? she had no arms.

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What did the calculator screen say? Cos0=1

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"And i look to myself what the hell happened to our world..."

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What do you call a person trying to save his interprise from partaking in a financial collapse by binging on alcohal? An alcoholic.

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Roses are red Violets are blue And so does your mom…

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How did the guy drown if he wasn't in water? A shark threw up on him

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Why did a hipster walks into a health food store? To buy some healthy food.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? It's everybody in the world telling you to stop re-using this joke.

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Once upon a time, a princess was hungry. and there was a frog wearing a tux for some reason.so the princess ate him. THE END.

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Knock knock? Whose there? Who's. Who's who? No you used the wrong form of who's.

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A duck walks into a 7-11 and says "Give me some chapstick, put it on my bill!" But the cash register attendee doesn't speak English and cannot understand him. He does, however, question whether his God is punishing him because as all people know, Ducks cannot speak, however, this hallucination must be punishment for a horrid misdeed. The employee breaks down into tears and begins reciting prayer. The duck, slightly miffed, walks out, pondering why he'd need chapstick anyway, since he has no lips.

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Satan called. I put him on hold.

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whats bigger than a 4 school bus pile up? genocide.

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whats funny and has four wheels? A handicapped 11 year old boy getting raped by his father

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Knock knock. Who's there? We are members of the church of Jesus Christ of latter day saints.

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There was a deaf guy who heard a mute guy tell someone that a blind guy saw a guy with no legs win the marathon

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What do you call a big group of Chinese people on Mars? An extraordinary feat for the Chinese space program and a historic day in human history, where a particular country has set up the first human colony on another planet and we have proven to ourselves that our race is capable of interplanetary travel and can accomplish anything if we set our minds to it.

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Did you know Helen Keller had a cat? Neither did she

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A Muslim, a Jew, a Christian, and an Atheist are eating at the same table. They are friends, and they do this from time to time.

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