Chuck Norris is a normal man.

Black Poeple

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of the ocean? Dead.

Knock knock! "It's unlocked"

A purple kangaroo hops into a bar. There is no such thing as a purple kangaroo. The end.

what do a dog and tree have in common? nobody cares when they die

Relax, and I do not mean as in hypnotic "relax as you do not not... Okay I used it again I am just joking" Nice, so are they like pretty doubles or not?

what did rebecca say to sabrina ? CALL wass !!

What happened at the finish line of the marathon? People collapsed in exhaustion, it was a marathon.

What happend when Chuck Norris did a push up? He did one push up.

What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

this website...

What is a girl with one leg called ( iliene )

Do you know what Ethiopian food tastes like? Neither do they

What's worse than the holocaust? The Russian Revolution

whats the best thing about fukkin twentyone year olds...theres twenty of them

How do you make a napkin dance? You can't. Stop having such unrealistic aspirations.

Real jokes.

Knock, Knock! Who's there? Matt. Matt, who? You're friend Matt that you texted twenty minutes ago telling me to come over.

Q: Whatcha doin?? A:Ur mom. . .

Mmmm, donuts

Hey, did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? No He didn't either.

What is black, white, and red all over? Obviusly a sunburned panguin.

I'm on the seafood diet. A large proportion of my daily food intake is fish.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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