- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the deer say to the hunter? If you shoot me i'll die.

pubic lice.

Adam knocks on the door. Eve: who is it? Adam: Don't be silly, just open the f*cking door.

Have you ever seen Helen Keller's house? No. Well it's really nice.

whats the diffference between pizza and a jew? burning a pizza makes me sad, burning a jew is worthy of a party!

how do you know if a chinese man has been in you house? your homework is done

professor x walks over to wolverine with good news, he falls and dies of a severe concussion

¿Por qué seis de los siete miedo? ¡Porque siete ocho nueve!

Knock knock! Yes?

The chicken crossed the road.

Dear John,

Roses are red violets are next thing you know my D*** is in you

why did abby get fired? cause she showed allie anti joke.com!!! :0

Why did Suzy drop her ice cream? Because she got hit by a bus. Knock Knock. Who's there? Not Suzy!

This is not a joke.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock knock. Who's there? Orange. Orange who? I was eating an orange in the park last week when I saw four men brutally murdered before my very eyes.

why did the man have solar panels on his house? because he had some money left over cos he won the lottery

I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

once there was a man named steve. he happily sniffs pot every day after work. especially on sundays. one day, his family finds him sniffing pot. they are disgusted and disappointed in his bad decisions. so they join him

A dyslexic man sells his soul to Santa.

Q. why didnt the boy get a christmas present from his dear grandmother? A. because she died on thanksgiving

A black man, hispanic man, and white man walk in to a bar. They are all friends. They enjoy a few beers together then call a taxi to take them home because it is irresponsible to operate a motor vehicle while under the influence of alcohol or other drugs.

A pornstar walks into a church, she has remained close to Christ despite her condescending career choice.

Wanna hear a joke? No.

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