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What do you call a black kid on a bike ? Dirt bike

does your face hurt? yeah, neither does mine.

Why do people often give Jimmy strange looks? Because Jimmy has Down Syndrome

what do you call a black guy in a house? a burglar

What did the cat say when it jumped into the cardboard box? Meow

What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? One crawling out of the bottom licking its lips.

what do you call a dog? it doesn't matter what you call it, its not coming

why was the asian kid found dead? he failed an examen

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roses are red violets are black why is your chest as flat as my back

Why did the black guy jump into the pool? Because he wanted to go swimming

Q:Where does a woman work at if she has a job? A: IHOP!!!

why did susie get hit by the bus? cause the bus driver wanted her ice cream

whats worse then finding a finger in your soup? - being a cook and losing a finger

A baby seal walks into a club.

Costello: Who's on first Joe Girardi: Mark Teixeira

Yo Mama is so fat cuz.. She has accumulated Obesity and needs your help to be rehabilitated due to the fact that she is at a high risk of heart attack, cancer, type 2 diabetes, and Etc. Try to motivate her to decrease food intake and increase physical activity. Thankyou

Please don't rape me.

what's better than animal crackers? your mom.

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody. Nobody who?

What did little Robbie get for Christmas? AIDS

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