What did the guy say to the mushroom?

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Jingle bells, batman smells, robin laid an egg.

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where's waldo? in a picture book.

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A fat man walks into a bar. There is a 70% chance his mom is fat.

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? seeing this joke 1000 times on this website

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amy copied adams haircut :0

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A man was driving to work when he realized he hadn't told his wife happy anniversary. He turned the car around to head back home only to remember that their anniversary was on Friday, not Thursday. The man shared some nervous laughter with himself as the radio played in the background. He continued on toward work and had a run of the mill day meeting with potential clients.

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Why was the truck covered in blood? The chicken tried crossing the road

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How do you make a small fortune? Be financially smart, work hard, save money, all while you make sure you don't let your earnings become a "large" fortune.

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What do you call a dragon that doesn't breathe fire? A Griffin.

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A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender says, "Why the long face?" and the horse says, "I have cancer."

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A man walks into a bar.

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What did your father say before he died? Nothing, he's already dead

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What's better than winning the Silver Medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

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What is 18 inches long and makes a woman scream all night? Crib death.

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A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

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What smells like curry and bombs? A dead Indian

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I'm ginger no more needs to be said...

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Whats blue, sticky and glows only during the morning? IDK -Lets go Mets

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A jew and a black man walk into a bar the black man orders a screwdriver. The jrw asks him why did you order a screw driver.? The black man answer black:I enjoy screw drivers.

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Two people walk into a bar, the third one ducked.

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why is there a hole in the wall, i hope a prehistoric mole doesnt come out of that hole in the ball CC

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What do elephants have that no other animal has? Baby elephants.

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whats the difference between santa claus and jewish people santa claus goes down the chimney and jewish people go up

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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