What has nine arms and sucks? An appendage-rich octopus with an inhaling habit.

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Why did a hipster walks into a health food store? To buy some healthy food.

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josh- your a strange boy. liam- yes. due to by up bringing i have been exposed to unusual situations that most people do not encounter therefore affecting how i behave. Secondly the definition of normal is varying from person to person making being normal to every human being difficult to even the most capable of people. Essentialy Josh i care little for you comment. *josh was a black man who died of cancer 6 weeks after this incodent*

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What's worse than anti-joke.com? Non-anti-joke.com! Louis

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What do you tell a woman with two black eyes? Nothing... she's ugly

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what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped covered in semen.

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Your mom is so old, -just kidding. I know she died at a young age.

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Bob (laughing): Jared fell off of a cliff Jim: What's so funny about that? Bob: Nothing. I'm laughing at the girl that just fell out of a tree into a giant tub of peanut butter!!!

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Q.)What did the man say to the toilet A.) Hi Jon

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Q: where did the pickle live? A: In the desert

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When is a door not a door? When it was never actually a door in the first place and you just thought, for whatever reason, that i was.

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Two men are sitting in a bar. They finish their drinks and pay the bill before leaving.

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what makes white men feel embarrassed and and ashamed? when they find out their girllfriend has been sleeping with a black man.

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Hello world

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Roses are red Violets are blue I need some money.

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Q: What did the guy say to his girlfriend? A: "I like turtles!" Then he smacks her ass.

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marble

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why were there moans coming from the sandusky household Mike sandusky, was having sex with his beutiful wife, maria meanwhile Mike's cousin, jerry was sitting in a jail cell

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A: make me a sandwich woman! B: your a sandwich.

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Your muffins smell good! Oh you is just nasty.

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Why did the black guy get arrested? Homicide.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra but like he actually did not a bar a womens breats.

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Whats worse than one pregnancy scare... two pregnancy scares...whats worse than two pregnancy scares? being forced to having consensual sex with a grizzly bear.

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Did you see that van with the word "Free Candy" painted on it? I'm also glad to see a successful entrepreneur capable of advertising free wares as an incentive to attract customers in such a recession. It's a great deal for both parties.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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