- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how to you kill an Irish midget? You don't as murder is illegal and discriminating against a certain type of person is racist.

God is religiously proven to be real

What is long, erect, and 12 inches long? A ruler.

What do you call a woman who is good at driving? Danica Patrick

What's the difference between medicine and astronomy ? They're different fields of studies.

women's rights

What do I smell like to you?? Crap.

Whats the differance between peanut butter and jam? You can't peanut butter your dick into a chicks ass.

An Italian, a black man, and a small child walk into a bar. Shortly after it blew up due to a gas leak. 67 people perished.

Why did the jew put a parking meter on his roof.? ....So santa would have to pay to park.

A black succeeds

Why does LeBron James keep his phone on vibrate? Because he is often in the company of others and he does not want a ringtone to distract others from the current topic of discussion.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

What do you get when you cross an owl with a bunge cord? My ass!

option 1, minecraft VS option 2, friends

Why were corners made? For crying.

why did the bird fall out of the sky? it had been shot by a bird hunter, as it was bird season.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Nick. Nick who? Nick Wyatt

Knock knock. Who's there? Nobody. Nobody who?

knock knock come in

a mexican, an asian and a black are all in a car, who's the driver? their friend bill who offered to take them to the upcoming three days grace concert.

How did the guy drown if he wasn't in water? A shark threw up on him

Why did sally fall off her swingset? Because she was hit with a refrigerator.

What is the longest word in the English language? SMILES: there is a mile between the first and last letters!"

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