anus soup

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What was the woman doing in the kitchen? Investigating a murder..

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funniest joke ever!!!!!.....chris.

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He do you get an emo kid to stop cutting himself? Take away his knife.

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An asian kid in a classroom starts to squint to try to see the board that is far away. A white man looks at the kid and asks, "Hey asian, is it hard for you to see that board?" The Asian replies, "Yes, yes it is."

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Q: What did 0 say to 8. A: Nothing...However multiplied they equal 0

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justin littleton. nuff said

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What do you call a mexican sleeping in a car tired.

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penis

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An Englishman, Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a pub where they are presented with a situation, the Englishman and Scotsman react appropriately but the Irishman does something foolish.

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jokes r dumb

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A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

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How many black guys does it take to change a lightbulb? None can, since noone can work together because they cant see eachother.

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Why are Chinese people only allowed one child? Because their government states so.

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What did a cat said to another cat? Nothing because cats dont talk.

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Murray Harnett Smells like a dirty Burringbar Whore!

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Why did the black guy walk into the supermarket and buy 100 bananas? Because he works at the zoo you racist!

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Why is little Susie crying? Her entire family is dead.

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knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

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N e one else find the girl in the cellar from the new evil dead creepy ? Like shes some real demon being used by the movie industry to scare people? (serious qestion)

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How did the man become sterilized? Blow-dart through the testicle.

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The Aristocrats

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What's silver and bad for your teeth? A wrench

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Jerry Rice is walking down the streets of San Francisco when all of a sudden he hears sirens coming from the next street down. He hurries down the road to see what's happening and sees a huge fire engulfing a 10 story building. And on the top floor, a lady is leaning out the window shouting to the firemen below. FIREMAN: Come on, lady, jump. We have the tarp here, we'll be able to catch you. LADY: No....I can't. My baby, my baby is up here. FIREMAN: Throw the baby down, we'll catch him. LADY: No, you'll miss. I can't leave my baby. Jerry sees this and steps forward. "Hey, I think I can help. Let me have the bullhorn." JERRY: Hey lady, I'm Jerry Rice, the wide receiver for the San Francisco 49er's. I'm the best wide receiver in the game, throw your baby down and I'll catch him, this is what I do for a living. Being a 49er fan herself, the lady recognizes Jerry and throws her baby down to him. Just as she throws it though, a huge gust of wind comes and takes the baby and starts to blow him off course. Jerry sees this and takes off after the baby. He hurdles the line closing off the area, fights through the crowd, dodges a couple of fire fighters, jumps over the car, and dives forward, just making a fingertip catch of the baby. The crowd around him goes wild and starts cheering his amazing catch. So Jerry jumps to his feet, raises his finger into the air, does a two step and then spikes the baby. If you have any dead baby jokes that are not here, I want to hear from you. Email me your dead baby jokes at skitzopathik@hotmail.com and I'll add them to this page.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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