KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? seriously all my friends r Dbags n break the door down...wow ur polite....um ok WHO'S THERE? THE REAPER oh sh** dude! NO ONES HOME! "in other news this evening, two local men found dead on theyre living room floors. Police say the front door was smashed in...an obvious sign of forced entry. The two men were apparently reading a webpage called anti-joke before suddenly having an unexplained heart attack and dieing....heh heh hey nancy...why did the chicken cross the road? because he thuroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic." "HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.......GASP! GA FA! GAA *gargle*" "wow...in other OTHER news i just killed nancy...."*runs* JOKES KILL >:}

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What did the dog say when his family's grandmother came back to life from the dead and ate everyone? Nothing. This is a highly improbable situation, and furthermore, dogs cannot speak.

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A very busty blond and a priest walk into a bar. The bartender asks with a smile, "What'll be today, pastor?" "Wine. please."

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did you hear about the sidewalk? its all over town.

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Why did Jill come "tumbling" down the hill after Jack broke his crown? She fell running on a hill, essentially why Jack broke his crown.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? He had a heart attack

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What did the farmer say when he lost his donkey? "Oh no, my donkey is my livelihood and the only means I have of supporting my family. Now, we shall surely starve."

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A joke

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This one time at band camp....I put a flute in it's proper storage compartment.

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Whats the differance between peanut butter and jam? You can't peanut butter your dick into a chicks ass.

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George W. Bush

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Why is this website named Anti Joke because that's what the creator wanted it to be called

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You know that you are going to fail horribly when... your purpose generally defeats the mission.

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Your Mamma is so poor that she begs for money.

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What do you call a dude dinosaur that's into other dude dinosaurs? A Bi-ceritops

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Why did Napoleon cross his legs? Because he had to go to the bathroom

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Three men walked into a metal pole

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This joke isnt funny.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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Knock knock Who's there? FBI

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what did the noob say to the gamer your a gamer nooob

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Knock knock Who's there? The police your son died in a car wreck.

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Excuses are like butt holes...they are round

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i saw a garbage truck it had garbage in it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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