- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do homeless people get for Christmas? Nothing, they are homeless.

What do you call a bunch of black people in a red car.... A jaffa

The mets are 3-0 this season

Why do birds suddenly appear? If you were more observant, you would notice they usually approach gradually.

What is yellow and sleeps alone? Yoko Ono.

I wanted to burn some calories, so i lit a fat kid on fire

how many black guys does it take to screw in a light bulb? who cares even if they could screw it in it wouldnt work because there to poor to aford electricity

So a man walks into a wedding and asks the waiter where the to wait for the punch... the waiter says, "there is no punchline."

Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

Why was segregation made Illegal? because its more fun to break the law

Slavery lol

Why couldn't dracula's wife get to sleep? She had insomnia.

i wish i was a tree !

How you make a duck cry? Raping it. How you make it shut up? Killing it. Why did no one helped the duck? Because the duck has no friends.

what makes white men feel embarrassed and and ashamed? when they find out their girllfriend has been sleeping with a black man.

Roses are red Violets are blue I need some money.

There once was a man from Nantucket, but he's dead.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because his parents died.

What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Living through the Holocaust and finding a time machine to take you back to the beginning of it again.

A Jew returns change.

In Soviet Russia, people are dying of starvation.

so a guy walks into the bar...i forget the rest of the jokes but your mother is a whore.

Situation. A man trying to find meaning in his life. Question. Why are desieses not colorful, and tasty. Answer. Adolf Hitler and his ice cream songs that he sings on sunday mornings during brunches.

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