Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness ... Hello?

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What did the kid with cancer get for Christmas? A visit from the Make a Wish Foundation and the opportunity to see her favorite band in concert. Unfortunately, she was very ill from the chemotherapy, and was unable to really enjoy herself at the concert. She passed away several days later, surrounded by family and friends.

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Why did polly fall of her swing ??? She had no arms

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Why don't seagulls live in the bay? Because then they'd be bagels

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What's the only part of a vegetable that you can't eat??? His wheelchair

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What did Bobby get for Christmas? Nothing, Bobby is an orphan and has no friends.

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Myspace

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what do you call someone that ran into a wall hurt

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why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side why didnt the chicken cross back? for the first time in his life, Clucky the chicken, felt liberated. his cruel life flashed before his eyes, forcing him to remember all the bad tines he had spent on the McKinley farm. all the eggs stolen from him, watching all his friends being taken for slaughter. it all came back. from the other side of the road, Clucky saw a place he never wanted to go back to, a place he wanted to forget. the day he chose not to cross back was the first real day in Clucky's life.

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What's red and puts out fires? A fire truck? Oh, you've heard this joke before.

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Women rights.

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Wanna hear a "Friday" parody? No, that would be copyright infringement.

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So what happened after 911?? What do you think?

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What did the jew get for christmas nothing because he doesnt celebrate christmas.

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What did the giraffe say to the monkey? Nothing

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What is black, white, and red all over? Obviusly a sunburned panguin.

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what did the homeless man get for Christmas? Cancer

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What is the difference between men and women? Several physical functions such has the reproductive systems, bone structure, and voice pitch.

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Why did sally fall of the swing? She didn't have any arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Sally.

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what are you eating under there? oh a sandwich, its actually really good.... want a bite? yea thanks! yum yum

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Whats the difference between a duck? Yellow bills.

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why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other-side

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where's waldo? in a picture book.

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Man: Drink this. Man 2: Ok. (Drinks it) Man; You drank a powerful substance that is 20000 times stronger than hydrochloric acid! Man2: Oh FUCK! Kelvin Yang.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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