What do black men do in the South? Hang around

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Why did the chicken cross the road Banana

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why did the mother beat the young boy? Because he was adopted

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Q: Why don't blind people skydive? A:Because it is scary

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What did Bobby get for Christmas? Nothing, Bobby is an orphan and has no friends.

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If Vegetarians eat vegetables, what do humanitarians eat? Probably both plant life, sea-based creatures, and land-based animals. However, depending on the personal preference of the person, they can also be a vegetarian or not. They could also be cannibals, but the literal definition of humanitarian would go against any cannibalistic traditions due to the fact that humanitarians help others for the benefit of humanity as a whole, eating people would go against such beliefs.

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A priest and a rabbi walk into a bar, and have a stimulating discussion about economics

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"What starts with F and ends with a K?" "firetruck?" "no, f u c k"

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Roses are green Violets are yellow I have mental problems Doobah haga Blakatrabbit

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What type of movies do pirates watch? None they are on a boat!

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A man walks into a bar. [Insert punchline here.]

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Dandelions are yellow, and so are sunflowers.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to your house. Knock Knock. Who's there? It's the chicken.

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im jewish

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i like potatoes But only mashed baked are a little bad they arent tasty. I like food good because food bad can really hurt me

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A man walked into a bar and suffered a mild concusion.

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So Mel Gibson walks into a bar, and then everyone left.

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Women's rights

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Why do redheads have red hair Because they were born like that.

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Three blind mice walk into a bar, but they are unaware of their surroundings so to derive humour from it would be exploitative

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How do you know that a woman is having an orgasm? They go like OH YAH OH YAH:D

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How do you win a war? Drop a fridge on your enemies.

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Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

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Pickle!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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