Why do women where make-up and perfume? because they are ugly and they smell bad.

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What did the mute guy say to the deaf guy? *awkward silence* What did the deaf guy say to the mute guy? *Awkward silence....huh?*

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Q: What do you call a ghost with a broken leg? A: Hoblin Goblin.

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What did the college kids drink at the party? Soda. Alcohol is illegal for people under the age of 21 to consume.

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How do you get Pikachu on a bus? You don't, Pikachu is a fictional character therefore doesn't exist

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A policeman asks a suspect in a murder investigigation about his alibi. The suspect gives him a solid alibi. The suspect go's home to his wife and have dinner.

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A man walks into a bar, he drinks, then leaves the bar.

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What do you call a black guy that sings? A singer.

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how do you wash clothes in the diswasher? you turn it on.

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What do you call someone who can't move their arms or their legs A quadriplegic

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Why did an abusive childhood affect the little boy's behavior? Beats me.

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Why did the hooker go to the bathroom? Because she just exchanged sex for money and was cleaning herself up for her next trick.

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Roses are red, stones are gray, this poem is obvious, YOU DONT SAY??

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Dead babies.

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A cat and a dog walk into a bar. The bartender says "it's refreshing to see perennial enemies enjoying each others company".

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An Arian man walks into a German-owned bar and asks to use the restroom. The bartender sees this acceptable and allows it. Soon after, a Jewish man asks the same question, but this time the bartender said no. The Jewish man thought it was an outrage and demanded why, so the bartender calmly explained to him that the Arian man was still using the restroom and that when he was finished the Jewish man was free to poo as he pleased.

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Why did Bob the Builder die? I threw a fridge at him

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How do you get a bunch of Pokémon onto a bus? You tell them to ride a bus

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What does a girl with no arms on a swing? Falls.

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There once was a man from Nantucket. He said it was a great place to retire.

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Whats the difference between a horse and a pile of wheat? Its a pile of wheat.

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What was the woman doing in the kitchen? Investigating a murder..

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there where 3 guys at a magic pool. if you jump in and say anything it appears in the pool. the first guy runs, jumps and says money!! he gets a bunch of money. the second guy runs, jumps and says gold!! he gets a bunch of gold. the third guy runs, slips says SHIT!!!! and lands in the pool.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, he didn't my car got to him first.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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