Knock Knock. Who's there? Your worst nightmare!! Ohh.... Do come in it's raining outside.

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A man walks into a bar, looks to the right and sees a man one foot tall playing the piano, he sits at the bar and says to the bar tender,"I'm feeling kind of down" the bar tender gives him a bottle of very strong alcohol and later that night he goes home and hangs himself.

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Whats a good source of iron? A piece of iron.

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What did Jerry Sandusky get for Christmas? Raped in jail.

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What did the jew get for christmas nothing because he doesnt celebrate christmas.

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Whats big, hairy, and super long? My big toe you pervert.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Dandelions are yellow, and so are sunflowers.

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How many ears does Captain Kirk have? Two.

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Do you want to hear a joke? Sure. Justin Bieber is straight.

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how did the dinosaurs die? they got old

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What do you call a diving-board factory worker threatening to jump off the roof? Names.

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Chocolate Bananas with Brocclie.wom

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How do you know that a woman is having an orgasm? They go like OH YAH OH YAH:D

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Why did Hitler cross the road? Because he had already looked both ways. Only after practicing proper safety procedure did he venture across the busy thoroughfare to retrieve his asthma medication from his car.

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A woman is getting in the shower but the the doorbell rings so she puts on her towel and gets the door a man is there asking for sugar. Then she gets back into the shower then the doorbell rang again so she puts on her towel and anwsers the door another man is there he asked for some batteries she gave him some and went back to the shower. Then she hears the doorbell again she thought since there wasn't anybody else that lived on her street she decided to just go to the door without her towel so she answers the door thinking the blindmans there and it was the police man.

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What happens when you cross a dog and a cat? Something.

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What do you call a man that likes fishsticks? His name

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Your momma's so fat: She has found a value in relationships beyond an aesthetic level.

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Why did the chicken cross the road To go to KFC

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what is the difference between a gay guy and Sarah Dwyer nothing the both like there sex but Sarah is a Guy.

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What do you call a boy with no arms and a hunchback? -names

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Lockerbie bombing

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What do you call a one-armed man Whatever his name is

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What did the guy say to the mushroom?

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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