- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than getting raped? Getting raped twice.

There once was a genie With a sevenfoot weenie And he went to the lady next door She thought it was a snake So she hit it with a rake And then he murdered the shit out of her.

How did the jew reply to the racist comment? Judaism is not a race, it's a religion.

What's pink and smells like a red rose? A pink rose.

Whats the definition of helpless? A quadraplegic in a washing machine

3 black men walk into a bar. They order their drinks, tip the bartender, and could not have been more courteous.

How do you make the perfect anti-joke? Don't tell it.

Why did Bob the Builder die? I threw a fridge at him

Knock Knock! Who's there? No-one No-one who? .......

Your mother smells so bad that she scheduled an appointment with her doctor, who prescribed her deodorant soap and chlorophyll and suggested she see a therapist for her chronic self esteem problems.

What is the difference between a bench and a black man? It is socially acceptable to sit on a bench to eat your lunch. If you did so to a black man you would probably be arrested.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Why did the sprinter lose the race He had no legs

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she didn't have any arms.

a horse walks into a barn

Why did the guy read anti jokes? because there funny

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? cancer.

What do apples taste like? Apples.

So there's this cup that I own... I use it to aid in the drinking of my hot or cold beverages.

A scottish man having fun

Knock knock Nobody's home.

Q: Why was the man hit by the train? A: He was tied to the rail road tracks...

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