- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bar He sits down and has some trouble reading the menu but orders a beer

I don't hate you because you're fat. You're fat because I hate you

Why didn't the chicken cross the road... Because he got hurt last week while crossing the road.

What do you call a man who just died 5 minutes ago? Dead.

Q:What happens to an elephant if he falls from a building with 10 floors? A:He dies

How do you make $10,000 in 1 day? I don't know, but I wish I did.

what did the 0 say to the 8 nice belt

Q: why did sally fall off the swing A: she had no arms A:knock knock Q:who is there A:not sally

whats red and looks like a bucket a red bucket whats blue and looks like a bucket a red bucket in diguise

what's the difference between a babie and a watermelon. one's fun to hit with a hammer. . . ht other ones a watermelon.

roses are white violets are green if you you sit on santas lap he will stab you

What do you call 400 black men rolling down a hill? 400 black men rolling down a hill.

What's brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Dre.

i feel bad for black people (even though u can't consider them people)

Whats black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white? A Nun falling down stairs

#FEARtheFLAMINGOS

What do you call a woman with one leg? An amputee

Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan

Covietz has a large penis

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he overslept and missed a job interview and a chance to support his family.

A African man and Hispanic man fall off of a cliff, which hits the ground first? They both hit the ground simultaneously, due to their equal mass and surface area.

What did the deer say to the hunter? If you shoot me i'll die.

What do babies and caterpillars have in common? They're both dead. Except the caterpillar.

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