why did the man come out of the closet? because the dark scares him and it smelled like moth balls

an invisible man walks into a bar and asks for a drink. No one noticed him cause hes invisible

I know animal testing is cruel, but my dog did really well on the SATs.

jess is a drama queen am i right rishi ?

What did the sexually promiscuous man get for Christmas? AIDS.

Whats the definition of helpless? A quadraplegic in a washing machine

How do you keep a dog from barking? Kill it.

Guess what? Chicken butt

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99% of guys are hot. The other 1% go to my school.

Roses are red, I have a phone, nobody texts me, forever alone...

Why did the penguin cross the road? Chicken

Why did the chicken cross the road? Well, he didn't my car got to him first.

What is a cow's favorite place to go? The slaughterhouse.

what do you call a fish with no gills? I dont know what youd call that creature...but its no fish.

Dallas Cowboys

Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Perpresher

Your Mom... is a very nice lady who makes good cookies

Knock knock Nobody's home.

The street outside of my house is covered in jelly. I have done this.

A dyslexic man walks into a bar He sits down and has some trouble reading the menu but orders a beer

whats straight as a fudge packer kyle grund

johann grayson being liked

What did the farmer say when he lost his donkey? "Oh no, my donkey is my livelihood and the only means I have of supporting my family. Now, we shall surely starve."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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