What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? One crawling out of the bottom licking its lips.

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the WNBA

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Brittney Spears

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Why did the black guy jump into the pool? Because he wanted to go swimming

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Why do Africans live in slums Because they have aids

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Knock-Knock "Who's there?" "It's the police. We have a search warrant."

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Knock knock. Use the doorbell, dumbass.

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Hey, does this rag smell like chloroform to you?

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Your mom is such a slut that she has herpes.

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What do you call a black pilot? A pilot you racist.

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Q. How do you make a blonde sad? A. Tell her that her entire family died in an accident.

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Why did the cow lay down? Because he was tired

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What did the man who was punched in the throat say to his friend?

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What happens if you're in the middle of counting towels? You finish counting your towels.

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What do you call a bad joke? Unfunny.

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How did two Jews react when they saw a quarter on the sidewalk? They agreed to donate it to charity.

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What's the difference between a woman and a cat? Numerous things

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gesss what happen u promis not to tell anyone ok this is what happen !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! NOTHING

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A mushroom walks into a bar, the bartender says, "We don't serve your kind." the mushroom asked why, the Bartender said, "Because your under aged"

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 has psychotic tendencies.

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What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, dogs can't speak English.

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A. Wanna Hear a funny joke? B. Yes! A. The WNBA.

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What do you call 2 black men sitting on a porch? Craig and Smokey

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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