Robin, get in the car.

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why is there a hole in the wall, i hope a prehistoric mole doesnt come out of that hole in the ball CC

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A jew and a black man walk into a bar the black man orders a screwdriver. The jrw asks him why did you order a screw driver.? The black man answer black:I enjoy screw drivers.

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If John has 50 candy bars, and he eats 45, how many cadybars does John have? Diabetes, John has diabetes.

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Why did the sloth cross the road? To murder your whole family.

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Q:Whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead baby? A:The dog has skidmarks in front of it -RDV

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whats the difference between santa claus and jewish people santa claus goes down the chimney and jewish people go up

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What do elephants have that no other animal has? Baby elephants.

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How do you leave a man in suspense...

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>>-------------[Knee]---------->>>

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Your Mamma is so poor that she begs for money.

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Why did Bob the Builder die? I threw a fridge at him

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What did Jesus say to Moses? Jesus doesn't exist. Moses replied, "Do you think I'm stupid, you're standing right next to me!"

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Why was the boy un-able to talk He was retarded

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Why did the pie cross the road? I have no idea, why not ask it?

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i am predestal

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womans rights

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hahaha

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms and and no legs in front of a door? A: A quadruple amputee.

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This guy was driving in a car with a blonde. He told her to stick her head out the window and see if the blinker worked. She stuck her head out and said, yes.

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Nickelback

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which of the following is right -the yoke is white -the yoke are white neither the yoke is yellow

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How do you know if you've been drinking too much? You find yourself in a closet screaming, "I'm in Narnia!!!"

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Hello

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