- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Justin Littleton getting laid.

Whats the difference between a horse and a pile of wheat? Its a pile of wheat.

Josh kissing a girl

Your mother smells so bad that people make comments about it behind her back, and one person mailed her some soap.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

Q: How many dead people does it take to change a light bulb? A: Trick question...i have sex with them in the dark

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting attacked by an evil demonic llama.

Matt swam through watter. Gaby drowned on dry land.

Aodhan Hearty

What's pink and fluffy? PINK FLUFF! What's blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF HOLDING ITS BREATH!

What did Abe Lincoln say before he gave the Gettysburg Address? No one knows, its not documented.

Why did the old man step on the caterpillar? For fun.

Why is the dinosaur yellow? He's not.

A: Want to hear a funny joke? B: Nah, I'm okay

Your mother is so obese that the extra weight is putting strain on her knees she now needs knee surgery.

Knock knock! Who's there? It's me, Allison. Oh, come in!

3 blonds walk into a bar ouch

Why did the monkey scream? He was hungry

what are three words that are never used together in the same sentence ...... salid taste good

Why did the Black Man only eat one apple a day? He was trying to stay healthy. On an unrelated note he was under the poverty line, and addicted to an illegal substance. He does not represent African-American society very well.

WHY DID THE KID RID HIS BRICK HE WAS BLIND

What's worse then having Casey Anthony babysit your child? A girl asking, "Is it in?"

What happens if Pinoccio says my nose is about to grow?

How did the blond's brain cells die? She had a very acute case of Parkinson's disease.

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