What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A bike.

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roses are red violets are blue i have aids and now so do you.

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Fish for a man, he has food for tonight. Teach a man how to fish and he will have one more skill under his belt.

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If you look up stupid in the dictionary the definition would say stu·pid? ?[stoo-pid, styoo?] -er, -est, noun adjective 1. lacking ordinary quickness and keenness of mind; dull. 2. characterized by or proceeding from mental dullness; foolish; senseless: a stupid question. 3. tediously dull, especially due to lack of meaning or sense; inane; pointless: a stupid party. 4. annoying or irritating; troublesome: Turn off that stupid radio. 5. in a state of stupor; stupefied: stupid from fatigue.

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Why did the blonde stare at the carton of orange juice? Because she was lost in her thoughts about her dead husband, and how much he loved orange juice.

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What color is my lamp? Brown

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A man suffering from terminal cancer walks into a bar and orders a soda because his doctor advised him not to drink. The bartender and others in the establishment are completely unaware of his disability.

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What is x (4 - 10) + 6879 (333) x 678912345 - 9.87537 when x equals pi? Answer: YOUR FACE!!!

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Bing

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How do you keep black people out of your back yard? Just like you would anyone else: buy a dog.

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What did one wall say to the other? Nothing, walls don't talk.

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Hi poop!

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whats funny and has four wheels? A handicapped 11 year old boy getting raped by his father

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How do you stop a black man from drowning? Bring him to shore and, if you are certified, perform cpr.

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Whats worse than having no mother? Having no mother and father, enabling you to have to support a family at the age of 12, using the allowance that your parents are supposed to give you once a week.

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Ask me if I'm an orange. Are you an orange? No...........

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when life gives you 100 reasons to cry, you should cry. you're lucky you haven't killed yourself at this point

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Knock Knock Business Man: Who's There? Al Qeada Business Man: Al Qeada who? Al Qeada is flying an airplane into your building Then a commercial airplane flew into the oddly placed door on the 95th floor of the North Tower. That's how 9/11 happened. Have a nice day.

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What do you get when an Alabama and an LSU kid are mixed?A small child who grows up in a world of fighting and domestic violence.

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What if Chuck Norris got shot by a bullet? The most interesting man in the world would save him.

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Whats funnier than an anti joke? a real one.

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Q: What did the guy say to his girlfriend? A: "I like turtles!" Then he smacks her ass.

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When is a door not a door? When it was never actually a door in the first place and you just thought, for whatever reason, that i was.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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