- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Pikachu say to Ghandi? Pika Pika

whats the difference between a dog and a cat? ones a dog.

Three vampires were at a bar 1 & 2 were drinking and asked the 3rd why he wasn't. He replied, I'm full I found a used tampon on my way here.

What do you call a man that likes fishsticks? His name

What is the difference between a baby and a tampoline? You take off your shoes before you jump on a trampoline.

Anti jokes are funny

A kid with no arms or legs is stuck in the desert. Sucks to be him.

Why did Hitler cross the road? Because he had already looked both ways. Only after practicing proper safety procedure did he venture across the busy thoroughfare to retrieve his asthma medication from his car.

What do you call a boy with no arms and a hunchback? -names

What do you call a diving-board factory worker threatening to jump off the roof? Names.

I have the heart of a child... in a jar on my desk.

Knock knock. Who's there? I am.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A Kinect

Man: Drink this. Man 2: Ok. (Drinks it) Man; You drank a powerful substance that is 20000 times stronger than hydrochloric acid! Man2: Oh FUCK! Kelvin Yang.

3 black men walk into a bar. They order their drinks, tip the bartender, and could not have been more courteous.

If a midget is mentally retarded and always late for work, is it okay to call him a little tardy?

They say under Chuck Norris's beard, is just a chin.

So a Jew, a black guy, and a Mexican all walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey guys, what would you like?" They all get beer.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he was dead.

milly, milly, milly, cat

Why was the black man sad? People were frequently talking and whispering about his dark colouring behind his back. Also he had no legs.

What do divorce and a loose bear in a zoo have in common? They both tear families apart

Why can't Hank swim? Hank is a rock

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