If a midget is mentally retarded and always late for work, is it okay to call him a little tardy?

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3 black men walk into a bar. They order their drinks, tip the bartender, and could not have been more courteous.

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Why can't Hank swim? Hank is a rock

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Why was the black man sad? People were frequently talking and whispering about his dark colouring behind his back. Also he had no legs.

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What do divorce and a loose bear in a zoo have in common? They both tear families apart

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milly, milly, milly, cat

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What do you call a fat Mexican? Whatever his name is.

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What's huge, gray, and has a trunk and wings. An elephant with wings glued to it.

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3 ducks are sitting in a pond. one with blonde feathers. one with brown feathers, and one with white feathers. A Transvestite Inbred Donkey Man kills them instantly.

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What's the difference between a baby and a watermelon? One's fun to smash with a sledgehammer. The other one's a watermelon

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Q: How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? A: 1

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Yo momma's so short, it's probably because she's in a wheelchair.

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Somebody pushed it

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Potato salad

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If John has 50 candy bars, and he eats 45, how many cadybars does John have? Diabetes, John has diabetes.

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A jew and a black man walk into a bar the black man orders a screwdriver. The jrw asks him why did you order a screw driver.? The black man answer black:I enjoy screw drivers.

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What's the difference between 10 dead babies and a Ferrari ? I don't have 10 dead babies in my garage.

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What did one guy say to the other guy?? Well he just hi but hi backwards is ih and that reminded him of his days in Nahm because that's what his Sargent said and that reminded him of ice-cream because his Sargent smelled like ice-cream and that reminded him of the song that the ice-cream played which reminded him of Disney world which reminded him of a priest raping little boys which mad him laugh because that reminded him of a Jew picking up a penny which reminded him of Osama be shot in the f**k**g face and that reminded him to say how are you to the other guy.

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What has ears, but can't hear, eyes, but can't see, a mouth, but can't talk, and legs, but can't walk? A deaf and blind paraplegic with an improperly functioning larynx.

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Why was the boy un-able to talk He was retarded

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A bar walks into your mother.

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DONALD TRUMP DIES

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What does does an elephant and a grape have in common? They are both grapes except for the elephant.

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Justin Littleton getting laid.

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