- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did Sally get for Christmas? Nothing, Sally is dead

A baby seal walks into a club.

When does the Trogdor come? In the Niiiiighhhttttt.

Q: What's worse then stubbing your toe? A: Coming home from school and your house is burnt down and your whole family is dead.

Your mother is so obese that the extra weight is putting strain on her knees she now needs knee surgery.

There once was a man from Nantucket. He said it was a great place to retire.

Why did the old man step on the caterpillar? For fun.

What do you get when you mate an elephant with a rhino? Not much of anything except inter-species animal sex, considering the fact that the two do not share enough genetic material to create any sort of offspring.

Your mom is so fat, she has diabetes.

9:11 make a wish

What's harder than nailing seven dead babies to a tree? My erection while doing it.

why did the chicken cross the road? it didn't it got hit by a bus.

You better run like your ass is under fire, because it will be if you don't.

How do you have safe sex? Cut your own balls off

Q: What do you call a gray box without a joke in it? A: I don't know but you'd better think of something.

Why did the chicken cross the road? The undeveloped cerebral cortex vital for comprehending irony left the chicken incapable of finding humor or possibly feeling self-disgust in the acknowledgment that it had just wandered across said road, this being a grandfathered human jest.

I walked into a dark ally at night and ran into 2 black men They severely beat me then while unconscious brutally raped me. I then spent 5 weeks in the hospital in a deep coma.

A black man walks into a Subway restaurant, and goes up to the counter. The cashier already knows that he's going to order the chicken, but how does he know? Because the black man is a regular, and orders the same thing every time.

What is purple and flies? A purple plane.

Doctor, Doctor I keep getting pains in the eye when I drink coffee! It's not the coffee, you have a deadly case of ocular melanoma, a form of cancer that affects the eye. You'll be blind within the next 24 hours.

roses are red violets are black why is your chest as flat as my back

Why did the todler fall over? He's an iraqi child and has ben shot inboth legs being readied fro public excution for fighting on the opposing side a.w. j.p.

How many light bulbs does it take to screw in a light bulb? One

Why can't Michael Jackson play Chess? Because he's dead.

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