A man runs into a psychiatrist's office and screams, "You gotta help me doc! I just killed seven people in my office building!"

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The husbant is back from work. He opens the door of closet and finds... Narnia.

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What's long, hard and full of seamen? A submarine.

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Why did the women cover up her vaginal area? She was with her friends, queefed, and was extremely self conscious.

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Whats the worst thing that happened in the holocaust? it ended

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One man said to another 'I think I'm going to have a chinese tonight.' the other replied 'it is wrong to eat people, even if they are chinese.'

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what is brown and sticky? a stick

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Hey, come here often? No.

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The man who ran behind the bus got exhausted. The man who ran in front of the bus got tired. The first one survived.

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Why was Six afraid of Seven? Six hasn't been the same since Vientnamn

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Got milk? No.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the chicken was trying to escape from the sad and depressing environment that surrounded him on the side he thus came from. Alas, he did not know that he would be soon hit by a drunk truck driver, who would also die, in a bright explosion of morbid flames and screams.

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What's the difference between a black man and water? All black men have water in them, but not all water has a black man in it.

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Why did the little girl fail her test? She had mental retardation.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know, go ask the chicken.

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Waseem likes to talk with his mouth full.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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two philosophers stood in silence at the foot of a very large mountain; a mountain not only too high to climb, but also too wide to walk around. So the first philosopher finally speaks: "...so, what do you do for a living?"

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why did the mother beat the young boy? Because he was adopted

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how did the bling man cross the street? He didn't half way there he tripped and got ran over by a car.

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Michael J Fox likes his martini's shaken because they taste better that way.

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Is your refrigerator running? Because your dad just hung himself

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How do you check that you are not dreaming, but in actual fact, you are wide awake? Try to bite off our finger (this is actually possible, but the brain does not allow you to do it).

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what is the worst thing in the galaxy? runing out of dr.pepper :(

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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