- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How did the guy with aids die? He died of aids

I won the game.

Whats big, tall and fat? Most of America.

why are these jokes so funny? why are u so fat bitch

A man asked a guy in a store for football cleats The guy got all confused because footballs cannot wear cleats

Whats long and hard? a pole

a banana

Why do redheads have red hair Because they were born like that.

What's long and hard on a black man? First grade.

Herman Cain

A baby seal walks into a club. And is brutally murdered for a hunting round.

Example of a pro gamer: A kid who gets all F's in gradeschool, dosent goto collage, gets fat, dies alone.

What do you do when you come to a fork in the road? You take it

What do you get when you make a website to put jokes on? People repeating the same joke over and over again, and still managing to get good ratings.

What did the boy with no arms and legs get for Christmas? A Kinect

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There are three men in a canoe traveling upstream. One wheel falls off. How many pancakes fit in a doghouse? 9, because ice-cream has no bones.

Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell down and bumped his head He suffered a serious concussion and was never the same again.

What did the pig say to the banana? Oink.

What did the college kids drink at the party? Soda. Alcohol is illegal for people under the age of 21 to consume.

I got a joke. What did the Platypus say to the Policeman?" "What a ridiculous question, Platypus's can't talk.

How do you get Pikachu on a bus? You don't, Pikachu is a fictional character therefore doesn't exist

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was about to get raped.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because people kept making the same joke about her not having arms so she was hoping the fall would break her neck.

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