A purple kangaroo hops into a bar. There is no such thing as a purple kangaroo. The end.

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A dog walks into a bar. The bartender asks the dog "what will ya have?" The bartender is then recognized as The Dog Whisperer

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Why did the black man walk into KFC? He was terribly hungry and had a reasonable amount of currency with him to purchase food for his well being.

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A boy and a girl are playing catch. Why did the girl drop the ball? She had no arms. So why did the boy throw her the ball if she had no arms? Cause he's a Dipshit

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What's red and bad for your teeth? a brick

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The geese of Growmore

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Knock knock Who's there? Jehovah's Witness ... Hello?

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OK, A plane carrying 200 passengers crashes on the border between America and Canada. Which side of the border do you bury the victims? Well, it would depend on where the passengers where from or what they had stipulated in their living will. I suppose some would be cremated which opens up a whole other can of worms entirely.

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whats slower then a turtle A FATTY

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Why does my girlfriend pee standing up? Because he is a man.

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Real jokes.

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How do you starve colored people? deny them food stamps

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Katlin Poladian liked her own status again.

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I'm gay. Great me too.

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Noah is Smart.

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Whats a good source of iron? A piece of iron.

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What did Goldilocks say to the three bears? She asked them how bears make porridge without opposable thumbs.

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Why did the passenger plane crash? Well, if not mechanical failure or human error, probably because a bomb was detonated onboard.

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Hey, did you see Stevie Wonder's new house? No He didn't either.

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Your life That's the joke

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AROUND

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amy copied adams haircut :0

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A baby seal walks into a club

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Stephen Hawking walks into a bar. Just kidding, Stephen Hawking doesn't drink.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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