A man and a woman are in bed together and really want to do something, what is that something? Sleep.

Why did the rooster go to kfc? To see a chicken strip

Why was the man afraid of the cat? Because he is allergic to cats and might die if he gets too close to it.

Q; What's something that's long and girls like to suck? A: A popsicle

What's worse than forgetting a punchline?

Haha pizza

What's black, white, and red all over? White on black homicide.

Hi, my name is Mark and I have dead babies in my garage... Just kidding. My name is not Mark.

what do you call someone that is dying of malaria? someone that should consider visiting a doctor.

Why'd the girl commit suicide? Because Justin Bieber admitted he was gay.

Women's Golf

What did David say to Goliath? Not sure, does anyone have a Bible?

So a Jew, a black guy, and a Mexican all walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Hey guys, what would you like?" They all get beer.

What's the difference between a train and a lamp? A lot

Womens rights. Are extremely valuable because women are equal.

Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree Perpresher

Obamacare!

Where must you go if you have the desire to eat somebody's face? A psychiatric ward. You are clearly going insane and must seek help.

Simon Cowell's hair is real.

Why did the chicken cross the park? To get to the other slide.

One time i ate a sandwich it was good

A chicken walks into a bar and the bartender asks "What'll it be?" His friends are very concerned about his sanity.

A black man walks into a bar, to get a drink.

What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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