- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops

No, I don't have ADH...- Oh look, a butterfly!!

Knock Knock Who's There? Bad-mannered Bad-mannered who? F*ck Off

Knock, Knock. Who's there? Disc . Disc Who. Disconnected.

Oliver's friends

Why does Michael J. Fox make a great milkshake? Because he's had a successful career where he has made a substantial amount of money, allowing him to purchase high quality ingredients.

What's the opposite of fly? To not fly

-What do you get when you graph the division of x by the square root of 69? - I don't know, what? -I was asking you, as my family's low economic status hinders my ability to buy a graphing calculator.

what is the difference between a black person and a picnic bench? A picnic bench can support a family.

Obamacare!

This is not Will Smith.

What is the black mans favorite color? -Time for you to get a watch

How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an ax.

Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a serial rapist with a violent temper.

What did the aids patient do after he was diagnosed? He had sex with many more people and gave them aids as well.

Women's Golf

What do you do when you see a black man? The same thing you do when you see anybody.

justin littleton. nuff said

why did the kangaroo jump? because its a kangaroo

Why is a giraffe's neck so long? Because it's head's so far from his body.

Q: What's worse then stubbing your toe? A: Coming home from school and your house is burnt down and your whole family is dead.

What did the robot say to the centipede? STOP BEING A CENTIPEDE!!!! It's funny cause the robot ain't got no arms.

What is the difference between a duck? One leg is both the same.

Q: why did sally fall off the swing A: she had no arms A:knock knock Q:who is there A:not sally

What did the mole say? Nothing

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