What was the woman doing in the kitchen? Investigating a murder..

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I don't hate you because you're fat. You're fat because I hate you

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Your mom is so fat, she has diabetes.

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minorities

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What is the difference between a Mac user and a PC user? The operating system that they prefer to use.

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Brienna Chladek (515)556-4811. Call me;) anytime I'm a teenager:) xoxo

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The undeveloped cerebral cortex vital for comprehending irony left the chicken incapable of finding humor or possibly feeling self-disgust in the acknowledgment that it had just wandered across said road, this being a grandfathered human jest.

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“Anything that moves ey?” – William Deane

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your all shit at jokes

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Your dad is so dumb he tried to put M&M's in abc order

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What's the difference between a Jew and a pizza? Pizzas don't scream when you put them in the oven.

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Once upon a time, there was boy. I saw this boy. So I sat on him.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was a mammal.

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(insert Anti-Joke here)

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The new pickup line. The human body has 206 bones in it. I have broken one of them, please take me to a hospital.

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Why are Chinese people only allowed one child? Because their government states so.

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a horse walks into a barn

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Why did Jill come "tumbling" down the hill after Jack broke his crown? She fell running on a hill, essentially why Jack broke his crown.

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A person with OCD walked into a abr.

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roses are red violets are black why is your chest as flat as my back

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KNOCK! KNOCK! who knocks like that? seriously all my friends r Dbags n break the door down...wow ur polite....um ok WHO'S THERE? THE REAPER oh sh** dude! NO ONES HOME! "in other news this evening, two local men found dead on theyre living room floors. Police say the front door was smashed in...an obvious sign of forced entry. The two men were apparently reading a webpage called anti-joke before suddenly having an unexplained heart attack and dieing....heh heh hey nancy...why did the chicken cross the road? because he thuroughly enjoyed darting out into traffic." "HAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.......GASP! GA FA! GAA *gargle*" "wow...in other OTHER news i just killed nancy...."*runs* JOKES KILL >:}

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a women picks up her phone and screams! There were 3 missed calls from her mother-inlaw

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What's the best part about seventeen-year-olds? There's seven of them.

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Last night I had consensual sex with my long term girlfriend in the missionary position. It lasted approximately 4 minutes before I ejaculated into the durex extra safe condom.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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