arse

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SAY

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why did the bananan explode? it was a grenade

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Rose's Are Red Violet's are Blue You Should Be In A Zoo Dont Worry Ill Be There Too But I Wont Be In A Cage With You Ill Be Laughing At You.

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped and left to die in the snow.

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You better run like your ass is under fire, because it will be if you don't.

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Last night I had consensual sex with my long term girlfriend in the missionary position. It lasted approximately 4 minutes before I ejaculated into the durex extra safe condom.

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God is religiously proven to be real

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What happens if Pinoccio says my nose is about to grow?

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Knock knock. Use the doorbell, dumbass.

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What happens when you are caught in the serious offense of killing somebody with intent? You get in trouble.

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What's 6 + 9? 15.

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What do you call two men having sex with Oprah? Group sex.

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Why did the cow lay down? Because he was tired

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Why are Chinese people only allowed one child? Because their government states so.

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A man walks into a bar every night. He works there.

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Jews for Jesus

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A rebellious teenage boy throws a dozen eggs on the street, now he has no eggs.

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What did the boy with no arms and legs get for christmas? A bike.

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What's brown and sticky? A stick

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A black woman and an Asian woman are both driving their cars. They arrive safely at their respective destinations.

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69

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knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

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