- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you do when you see a black man? The same thing you do when you see anybody.

How do you know when a guy wants to have sex with you? When he rapes you

whats the difference between santa claus and jewish people santa claus goes down the chimney and jewish people go up

What's bigger than a whale and has no water? Africa.

i am predestal

What did the boy say after he hit his head? I just hit my head.

Q: How many dead people does it take to change a light bulb? A: Trick question...i have sex with them in the dark

What do you call a black guy flying an airplane? A pilot.

How many Jews does it take to screw in a light bulb in WW2. None, the Nazis toke away the power and left them to die a Horrible and painful death.

Whats the definition of helpless? A quadraplegic in a washing machine

1 + 1 = 11 Just kidding, it's 2 you moron.

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He removes the piece of lingerie from his face and continues shopping for clothes.

What did the boy get from Penn State University? A College Degree

Why are we posting shit jokes on here? Because we can't drink!

Wat do u call a 2 root tall scottidh man named max? Max

a horse walks into a barn

What's funnier than a pile of dead babies? One crawling out of the bottom licking its lips.

Your momma is so fat that the late, great surrealist artist Salvador Dali mistook her breasts for clocks

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

So there's this cup that I own... I use it to aid in the drinking of my hot or cold beverages.

A man walks into a bar... ...because he is blind.

whats worse then finding a finger in your soup? - being a cook and losing a finger

What do babies and caterpillars have in common? They're both dead. Except the caterpillar.

What's green and has wheels? Grass...I was just lying about the wheels.

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