Whats the worst part about being fat. Your fat.

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released at a nearby park.

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hi my name is? joe

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Roses are shit Violets are my dick Guess what I do for a living? Sex with refrigerator monkeys!

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why was the black guy crying because he was getting whiped because he wasent working in the felids

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The chicken crossed the road.

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Roses are red Violets are blue And so does your mom…

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What do you call a pig standing on its back legs? Yo mama

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Why did the man masturbate? Because there was no one who wanted to partake in sexual intercourse with him.

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Knock Knock! Come in.

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How do you keep black people out of your back yard? Just like you would anyone else: buy a dog.

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What did the dog say to the cat? Nothing, dogs can't speak English.

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What did the homosexual say to the purse walking down the street? - I'm a homosexual.

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What's 6+2? 16

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Q.)What did the man say to the toilet A.) Hi Jon

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Q: where did the pickle live? A: In the desert

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Whats worse than bad sex. Being nice raped in the anus by a teletubby.

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What do a bicycle and a platypus have in common? They both have wheels, except the platypus doesn't.

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Q: What did the man with no arms and no legs receive for Christmas? A: Cancer

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Roses are red Violets are blue I need some money.

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Q. Why cant Stephen Hawking walk into a bar? A. Because he suffered being paralyzed and is unable to walk. So theoretically speaking it is impossible to walk when paralyzed and in a wheelchair unless the victim is out of his or her wheelchair. Please note that the chances of walking when paralyzed are extremely slim.

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What do you call an anti joke website? http://anti-joke.com

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What do you get when an Alabama and an LSU kid are mixed?A small child who grows up in a world of fighting and domestic violence.

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What do you call an aircraft piloted by a Muslim extremist? The aircraft's brand name followed by its model number, in all likelihood.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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