- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How do you wake up lady gaga? punch her in the dick.

Roses are red. So is bacon, Poetry is hard . bacon.

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

Why did the girl not apply for her American CItizenship? She was already an American Citizen.

why did the mexican slave have cuts and bruises all over her. She fell off her skateboard... Another joke by rangler. thumbs up for more.

Your muffins smell good! Oh you is just nasty.

What is the difference between Harry Potter and a Jew? Harry Potter escapes the chamber.

what happened to the mexican who dropped his ice cream at work? He got a raise, won the $5 billion jackpot, was given ten car dealerships, then died.

Whats helped us not be mad at Osama Binladen. His death.

What did the peanut butter say to the jelly?

Two muffings are in an oven. One leans towards the other due to rising of the batter and says nothing. The other cupcake, unable to yield the cognitive process to speak utters nothing and cooks to an internal temperature of 175 C.

A man walked into the white house and security escorted him out because he didn't have a pass.

Humpty dumpty sat on a wall. Humpty dumpty had a big fall. All the king's horses and all the king's men did not come to help him because the United States does not have a patriarchal system of government.

You're so straight!

^that joke's not funny

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

Whats the difference between your mother and a mallard with a cold? There are far to many differences between humans and birds to consider for this question. A small list might include wings, feathers, and mating habits to name a few.

What do clowns put on bagels? Cream Cheese

-Why did Sara fall off the swing? -I don't know, why? -She had no arms, knock knock -Who's there? -Not Sara.

Q: Why cant Helen Keller drive? A: Because shes dead.

Why did the man go to Chinatown? Because he was hungry.

Why did the man fall over screaming? Because he got shot in the leg

What did the little boy find when he came home from school? His mother hanging from a tree.

So what happened after 911?? What do you think?

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