A farmer goes out to the coop to feed the chickens. They're all dead.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 was black.

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What is worse than a little girl being raped by an old man? The accidental firing of nuclear weapons at the US and the US responding by launching nuclear missiles at an unknown enemy then assuming that targeting everyone will kill the enemy. Thus bringing an unprecedented and abrupt end to the world, in a cataclysmic nuclear holocaust. Leaving that little girl to be raped by mutated creatures - that survived the mass destruction - and eventually being consumed by those creatures.

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Small breasts.

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a black guy and a mexican are in the backseat of a car, who's driving the car? the owner of the car.

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What did the Atheist say in the church? His best friend's eulogy.

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Robin, get in the car.

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what do you get when you cross a chicken and a mad scientest? a mutant chicken

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Why did Ashley run out of juice in her house? Because she drank it all!

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Why is Santa's sack so big? His doctor recently diagnosed him with testicular cancer.

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i like potatoes But only mashed baked are a little bad they arent tasty. I like food good because food bad can really hurt me

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What happened when the tree fell It killed someone

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What did the policeman say to the man accused of murder? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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Why did the chicken cross the road To go to KFC

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Why shouldn't women wear watches? Because there's a clock on their cell phones.

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Why did Bob the Builder die? I threw a fridge at him

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A black man walks into a bar, to get a drink.

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why did the chicken cross the road. why? because he felt like it

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a man walked into a bar and said ow

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Are you a homophobe? No, I'm cake. ,.

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What's that smell? Your grandmother being burned alive.

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Wife: 'what did I put into the washing machine ?' Husband: laundry

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Guy 1 : what you watching? Guy 2 : a documentary on birds Guy 1 : can i watch it with you? Guy 2 : yeah sure go for it.....

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A cathlic priest walks into a bar, but realizes there are no young boys hr could pickup.

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