what did the ninja say to the watermelon ? nothing

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I had a dream I watched Inception.

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Why wasn't the woman in the kitchen? Because she was in the living room.

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What is the difference between a man and a woman? Genitals

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What do you call a jew in a room full of gold? I highly improbable scenario in which the circumstances of how this "man" seemingly got into a gold room are unexplained.

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N e one else find the girl in the cellar from the new evil dead creepy ? Like shes some real demon being used by the movie industry to scare people? (serious qestion)

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What happens if you're in the middle of counting towels? You finish counting your towels.

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knock knock knocking on heavens douoor

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Why did the Mexican drive the car off cliff? Because he wanted to.

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The chicken crossed the road.

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Three men sat at a pub, it reminded them of this joke they once heard

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What's brown and sticky? Poop.

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What has nine arms and sucks? An appendage-rich octopus with an inhaling habit.

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What do you not want to get when playing scrabble? Diarrhea

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Three men walked into a metal pole

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what black and white and read all over? a woman who has just been beaten and raped covered in semen.

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If TACOS are Mexican PASTA is Italian HAMBURGER is American Then what is pizza???..... Dough, Cheese and Sauce Just Kidding, that was bad..... Turtles..... :D

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Three kids were waiting in line at a camp. One said how long is the wait. The other two said i hope its long. They were waiting in line for the gas chambers at auchwitz

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why did Suzy drop her ice cream? doesn't matter, why is she out of the kitchen.

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Hi poop!

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ghjwASFDJHKJZFKLJFHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHA GGGG DG FUC K DISLIKE ME!

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How do you stop a speeding car? Put your foot on the Brake

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