What's 9 +10 19

GRAAAAAAAR.

9/11 isn't funny. 19 Muslims died that day.

Whats worse then a Republican? 9/11.

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Q:Where does a woman work at if she has a job? A: IHOP!!!

how do you keep a blond in sespence you dont tell her

How do you cure AIDS? You can't.

Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red Fences are red OMG MY FENCE IS ON FIRE!

Why don't blind people skydive? They do.

johann grayson being liked

Q. Where do polar bears vote? A. The North Poll

Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 killed 6's family

What's worse than a baby dying of AIDS? It depends upon one's frame of reference. A family living in the US might consider the death of a baby by AIDS a horrible act by the gods. But to a similar family in sub-Saharan Africa, this might be a regular, albeit tragic occurrence.

Wife: My husband is dead! Son: Sounds like a personal problem.

whats straight as a fudge packer kyle grund

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

How many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 50 in the ashtray.

hi ....................... oh i thought this was a chat room !!!!!!!

kennah campion... being nice

Me: What as 9595 legs,3500 eyes and 9894 teeth? You: I dont know... Me: Me neither,but its on your leg.

Three black guys walk into a gym and play a rigorous game of basketball for an hour

How do you tell if your sister is on her period? Cause your dads dick tastes funny...

Wife: 'what did I put into the washing machine ?' Husband: laundry

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