- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do a comb and a guitar have in common? Neither of them can climb trees.

Whats better than a panda? A panda with an ice cream cone.

A bear walks into a bar. There were 4 fatalities and 3 were taken to the hospital.

What did Helen Keller say when she fell out of a tree? SHFVDHGCIJCBSHG

A black man walks into a bar. the bartender ask what he wants to drink. the black man responds , "i will have one beer please". so the bartender gives it to him and says have a nice day.

Why did the man loose his balls? he had testicular cancer and had to get them removed.

Why can't Hank swim? Hank is a rock

LAMBORGHINI MERCY, YO CHICK SHE SO THIRSTY! IM IN THAT 2 SEAT LAMBO WITH YO GIRL... and I'm giving her some Gatorade because it'll quench her thirst but I'm making sure she doesn't spill on my seats because it's new, k

Two parrots are in a cage. The one looks at the other one and says, "answer the phone," and the other one says, "where are my car keys."

Duncan Traywick is hilarious.

A chicken walks into a bar and the bartender asks "What'll it be?" His friends are very concerned about his sanity.

What did Tommy's father tell him on Christmas? Nothing, he was violently stabbed to death on Christmas Eve.

Slavery

Why did the black man sit at the back of the bus? Because all of the seats were taken by other people of different races. Luckily for the man, there was one empty seat at the back which he was able to sit on to make himself comfortable.

A baby seal walks into a club.

Why Because

nock nock " whos there" , "open the door and you will see

Q: Why can't Helen Keller drive? A:Because she is a woman A: She is blind deaf and dumb A: No seriously because she is dead.

A businessman walks out of a store with his new haircut he was bald.

A fish walks into a bar

Hahahahahhaha...................................black people

Why did the hooker go to the bathroom? Because she just exchanged sex for money and was cleaning herself up for her next trick.

Knock knock Who's there? Me. Idiot.

Why did the girl fall off the swing set? Because she had no arms.

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