- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a mexican sleeping in a car tired.

Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? Because people kept making the same joke about her not having arms so she was hoping the fall would break her neck.

Why did the black man sit at the back of the bus? Because all of the seats were taken by other people of different races. Luckily for the man, there was one empty seat at the back which he was able to sit on to make himself comfortable.

Are you well? No, I'm not a well, I'm a person.

Wat do u call a 2 root tall scottidh man named max? Max

What is brown and sticky? A stick.

Three soldiers, one Japanese, one American, and one Italian were stuck in a desert. How did they escape? A rescue squad of thirty trained troops came down in a helicopter and brought them each to their respective homes except the Italian who was actually a Mafia boss so they put him in prison.

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which of the following is right -the yoke is white -the yoke are white neither the yoke is yellow

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What's the difference between zev hatis and a dwarf Nothing. They are both midgets and are going to die by the age of 25

A Starfish walks into a bar. He sits down next to a man with a concussion. Q: What did the man say? A: Nothing because he was in a concussion and was no longer able to say words.

How many fingers am I holding up? None, my fingers were blown off by a hand grenade.

What's green, fuzzy, and if it falls out of a tree and lands on you, you'd die? A pool table.

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Why do Africans live in slums Because they have aids

How much does a Mexican Parade cost? A Nickel

whats pink and fluffy? candy floss.

Jasper sucks.

What's the difference between a black man and a monkey? Millions of years of evolution

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: I don't know, he didn't tell me.

What did michael J. Fox say when someone asked him to play catch? "sorry, I'm busy".

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