Knock Knock. Who's there? Paris. Paris who? Paris, France.

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Why did the plain crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

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An Irishman walks into a bar and orders a Coke.

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How do you stop a bus? Put the brakes on.

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A basket full of puppies can do anything, except put out a fire.

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Rob Bell

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A pornstar walks into a church, she has remained close to Christ despite her condescending career choice.

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if you are what you eat then arent pornstars considered vaginas?

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Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings

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A man walked into the white house and security escorted him out because he didn't have a pass.

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How do you estimate the number of jippos in an area? Take the dole's numbers from that area and measure how far away they are from the nearest council landfill site.

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Whats the difference between your mother and a mallard with a cold? There are far to many differences between humans and birds to consider for this question. A small list might include wings, feathers, and mating habits to name a few.

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Black Poeple

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How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? If you need an electrician to screw in a lightbulb, you're a moron.

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Why didn't the skeleton go to the dance ? it was dead.

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Why did the burglar rob the bank? because he needed money due to the economic decline.

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Roses are read Violets are not green Chicken is good KFC baby, time to get lean

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How many jews can you fit in a buick? 6...only if you squeeze 4 in the back.

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a woman asked her husband, why havent you been talking to me? the man answers, you are having an affair so i ignored you and only talked to the girl im cheating on you with. you should know your a horrible person

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You are the third derivative of the position function.

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husband; do you come here often wife: i live here

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That's what he said.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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