Why don't women wear watches? In the technologically advanced age that we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

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What did Sally get for Christmas? Nothing, Sally is dead

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Why did the chicken cross the road? A manufacturing defect in the chain link fence released several chickens who are now freely roaming the area.

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how do you wash clothes in the diswasher? you turn it on.

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how do you reunite the beatles 2 bullets

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What do you get when you cross a porcupine with party balloons? Unhappy kids

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What do you call a mexican sleeping in a car tired.

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What did Joel say to the mouse. We're both dead mouses.

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Why did the man throw his alarm clock out the window? Because he has anger management issues.

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what do a plum and a rabbit have in common? there both purple except for the rabbit

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What does a girl with no arms on a swing? Falls.

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An Arian man walks into a German-owned bar and asks to use the restroom. The bartender sees this acceptable and allows it. Soon after, a Jewish man asks the same question, but this time the bartender said no. The Jewish man thought it was an outrage and demanded why, so the bartender calmly explained to him that the Arian man was still using the restroom and that when he was finished the Jewish man was free to poo as he pleased.

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Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday.

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Whats the definition of helpless? A quadraplegic in a washing machine

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What did the boy say after he hit his head? I just hit my head.

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What did the man say when he dropped an apple on his foot? That might have caused some minor discomfort had I not been wearing shoes.

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This one time at band camp....I put a flute in it's proper storage compartment.

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Women's rights

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What's the difference between zev hatis and a dwarf Nothing. They are both midgets and are going to die by the age of 25

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What is 6 plus 9? 15

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Knock Knock Whos there? The IRS *locking noise*

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Q: what do polo bears have for lunch A: iceburger

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding a worm in your apple.

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gay marriage.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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