- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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wuts at the end of the world? nothing the earth is spherical and therefore does not have an end

When is the right time to have sex with a 16 year old? After consent from her parents

how do you stop a train? you cant..

What did one Rhino say to the other? My, I'm sure glad we found this decadent watering-hole.

Satan called. I put him on hold.

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Yo' mama's so fat, she has difficulty finding clothes that fit

9/11 was a shocking time for all of us.

why are their no mexicans in hell they all jumped the border

The husbant is back from work. He opens the door of closet and finds... Narnia.

If Pythagoras was racist, he would have made hypotenuses.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Paris. Paris who? Paris, France.

Why did the plain crash? Because the pilot was a bagel.

An Irishman walks into a bar and orders a Coke.

How do you stop a bus? Put the brakes on.

A basket full of puppies can do anything, except put out a fire.

One kid clicks his pen. The kid sitting next to home clicks his pen. They next 3 kids click their pens. The teacher walks by and says "monkey see monkey do." And the kid that first clicked his pen responded and says "monkey pees all over you."

Rob Bell

A man walks into kindergarden class with a beer. He then gets arrested.

A pornstar walks into a church, she has remained close to Christ despite her condescending career choice.

if you are what you eat then arent pornstars considered vaginas?

Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings

A man walked into the white house and security escorted him out because he didn't have a pass.

How do you estimate the number of jippos in an area? Take the dole's numbers from that area and measure how far away they are from the nearest council landfill site.

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