how to you kill an Irish midget? You don't as murder is illegal and discriminating against a certain type of person is racist.

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ha do call a by with red heir a freckles? ginger

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YO momma is so fat she suffers from cardiovascular illnesses.

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Guy 1 : what you watching? Guy 2 : a documentary on birds Guy 1 : can i watch it with you? Guy 2 : yeah sure go for it.....

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Fat chickens enjoy stepping on doorknobs.

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No.

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How do you drown a blonde? Hold their head under water.

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guy 1- damn its hot in here guy 2- then turn on the damn fireplace

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I Love Hitler.

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who just made fun of katie matt

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What do you expect from a perverted demon? -nothing less perverted!

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What is a grammatically incorrect equestrian? An stallion.

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What did the child with no arms and no legs get for Christmas Cancer.

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What do you call a school bus full of black people? Not a school bus

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead.

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What do you call a bunch of black people in a red car.... A jaffa

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Why did the little girl fall off the swing chair ? Gravity.

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What did the convicted child molester say to the little girl? Nothing, they cut his tongue out in prison.

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Q: what happened to the man who dropped the soap? A: nothing, he casually bent over and picked it up.

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A man and his son are in a store, the man says to his son, "That candy bar has your name on it." The son replies, "I wish that you didn't name me Butterfingers." The dad answers, "I wish that you were never born."

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Which is the closest animals to humans? Black people (nig3gers)

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How much does a Mexican Parade cost? A Nickel

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So one time this woman was learning...

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