- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Anti-Joke Triceratops

Knock Knock. Who's there? Commie. Commie who? Commie Johnson. We went to high school together.

Knock knock. Whos there? To get to the other side.

What do you call a Mexican mixed with a platypus? a pineapple

what did the catholic priest say to the little boy? -probably something about god or jesus because they are in church

What do you call a man with no arms or legs in the middle of the ocean? Dead.

What rhymes with sloth? Cloth

What do gay horses eat?........ Cheese

How did Peter Parker tell his uncle that he was Spiderman? He didn't because he was already dead.

Chocolate rain Awesome!

What do you call a chicken who eats chicken. Cannibal

Why....... Because.

Why did the old man die? Because everyone dies

How do you keep a woman entertained? A delightful romantic comedy

roses are red, violets are blue, I suck at rimes, refridgerator.

The chicken came before the egg. Because eggs are an unborn chicken, and it is impossible for an unborn chicken to ejaculate.

why are elephants gray? to tell them apart from blueberries.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Interrupting Cow. Interru--- MOO! I'm so sorry, I have Tourette's Syndrome and cannot control these sudden outbursts. Please continue.

Q: How many babies does it take th paint a barn? A: I dunno, how hard are you throwing them?

There once was a genie With a sevenfoot weenie And he went to the lady next door She thought it was a snake So she hit it with a rake And then he murdered the shit out of her.

Why did Ashley run out of juice in her house? Because she drank it all!

what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? seeing this joke 1000 times on this website

A horse walks into a bar and the bar tender says, "Why the long face?" and the horse says, "I have cancer."

Lockerbie bombing

What did the sexually promiscuous man get for Christmas? AIDS.

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