Roses are grey Violets are grey I'm a dog

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i have 2 penises

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Yo mama so fat even Dora couldn't explore her!

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Obama

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What do you call a man who just died 5 minutes ago? Dead.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was running. From the forest. That hell hole. He had got away, but he could remember. The darkness. The silence. Until the unmistakable scream of the guns and then- The Running. The Screaming. The Blood, oh the blood. Seeing Charlie. Oh, that damned soul Charlie. The bullet went right- But that was long ago. So long. But sometimes, in the silence, Chicken remembers. The Running. The Screaming. The Blood. And he screams.

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Why did dan jump off of the empire state building? -Because Carl pushed him off.

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No.

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Why did the women leave the kitchen? Because she had been forcibly removed from her place of food preparation by a large angry mob of her neighbours who thought she was a wtitch and were now going to burn at the stake. It is Salem, november 1643.

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What do you call someone who can't move their arms or their legs A quadriplegic

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Scott

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Q: Why happened to the dead whale? A: It was shot by Asian pochures.

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How do you start up a good conversation? Wanna have a good conversation?

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Three blondes walk into a bar. They have an intellectual conversation over some drinks.

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Q: Why did the girl fall of her swing? A: She was hit by a rogue fridge. Q: Why didn't she get back up? A: She was quite badly injured.

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If I have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, we both have the same monetary value.

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Are you well? No, I'm not a well, I'm a person.

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What's green, fuzzy, and would likely cause fatal harm if it were to fall on someone? A pool table.

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What will happen when a black person die they die

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little billy has 50 chocolete bars, he eats 45 of them. what does he have now? diabetes, little billy has diabetes

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Wat do u call a 2 root tall scottidh man named max? Max

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DANA

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What do apples taste like? Apples.

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A catholic priest invited one of Sunday school students to his house one night. They watched a movie and the boy was home before his bedtime.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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