What Do You Call A Japanese Man Humming Classicle Music While Removing Toy Soldiors From His Ear With His Foot Jumping Up And Down On A Large Elephant Strutting About The Universe? Strange.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Tulips are red, And my garden is red. OMG...MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE

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Pandas Everywhere!!!

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This one time at band camp....I put a flute in it's proper storage compartment.

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what did the hungry Ukrainian man say to his mother? "? ????? ???????? ?????????? ? ????. ?? ? ??????? ? ??????"

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What did the American call the Arab? Nothing the American could not talk because he suffered from throat cancer because of the effects of 9/11 and thus causing his hatred towards Arabs and led to the Arabs death. Green

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why did the arrow hit the knee? the same reason pigs cant fly.

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Why don't they sell pharmaceuticals in the rain forest? Because it is too sparsely populated and not economically viable.

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Roses are red Violets are red Grass is red Oh my gosh, my yard is on fire!!!

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does this look unsure to you?

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What do babies and caterpillars have in common? They're both dead. Except the caterpillar.

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Why did the kid fail the test? Because he was retarded.

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How many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 50 in the ashtray.

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What did the girl with no arms or legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

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Dana Cohen not having herpes.

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Q: what do polo bears have for lunch A: iceburger

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Why did the priest renew his...SHIT, A BEAR!!

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Women's rights.

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What do a Shark and a lemon have in common? They can both swim, except for the lemon

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Whats black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white? A Nun falling down stairs

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What do you call a jew in a room full of gold? I highly improbable scenario in which the circumstances of how this "man" seemingly got into a gold room are unexplained.

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"You know what they say about people with big swords." What do they say? Man that's a big sword.

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yo mama's so fat, her medical weight chart is much steeper than those of most women her age

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What is the difference between the number 20 and 21 1

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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