- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Freedom of Speech

What's worse than getting raped? Getting raped twice.

Did you hear about the woman you got hit by a car? The Driver was intoxicated and had no control over his faculties which cause him to careen off of the road and hit this poor soul as she patiently waited at a crosswalk.

Knock knock Who's there? Me. Idiot.

Why was the child in the clown's car? Because the clown was a serial killer and abducted the child while he was at soccer practice, the child then raped and murdered

i am an idiot if you read this outloud your a dumb ass

If I have $5 and Chuck Norris has $5, we both have the same monetary value.

Q: What do you get when you eat all the potatoes? A: They're all gone!

What happened when the asian girl got an 89 on her Test? Her parents kicked her out of their house.

Why shouldn't women wear watches? Because there's a clock on their cell phones.

Women's rights

Why can't you fool an aborted fetus? Because it wasn't born yesterday.

Q: Why is 6 afraid of 7? A: Because 7 killed 6's family

look at there!! an entire dog!!

1 + 1 = 11 Just kidding, it's 2 you moron.

What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs wearing lead weights in a pool? Screwed.

What is long, erect, and 12 inches long? A ruler.

Wanna hear a joke? Womens' rights.

The number one killer of daredevil's is the ground.

An attractive naked woman walks into a bar. Everyone is surprised, and all the straight men, gay women and bi-sexual men and women in the bar are sexually aroused.

What did Batman say to Robin before they got into the car? Get in the car!

A black succeeds

What's the difference between an Asian driver and a Belgian prostitute? Nothing at all: Marie-Edith Yang is proud of her mixed heritage, and earns a decent wage in a relatively clean brothel in the lovely little medieval town of Bruges.

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