A African man and Hispanic man fall off of a cliff, which hits the ground first? They both hit the ground simultaneously, due to their equal mass and surface area.

"You know what they say about people with big swords." What do they say? Man that's a big sword.

Wife: 'what did I put into the washing machine ?' Husband: laundry

What's the difference between people with aids and people with cancer? People with cancer can get into heaven

Roses are red Roses are red What is big Cherenets head

Why did the Mexican drive the car off cliff? Because he wanted to.

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Why did Little Jimmy never make it in the NBA? Because he died at age 6.

Q: What is Paul's nickname A: His name is Paul, he doesn't need a nickname

Roses are red Voliets are blue I suck at making poems Refrigerator

Why couldn't Helen Keller read? She was blind

wuts at the end of the world? nothing the earth is spherical and therefore does not have an end

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why was the black guy crying because he was getting whiped because he wasent working in the felids

why did the man die? he got shot

School means: Seven Crappy Hours Of Our Lives

Knock, knock. Who's there? A black Russian.

a little boy and a pedophile are walking in the woods. it is late at night and therefore very dark. the little boy turns to the pedophile.and says "gee mister, it sure is scary out here." the pedophile responds "yeah, and your'e going to get raped"

GUY 1: Mann, I just got done working out, check out my forearms!!! GUY 2: You only have two silly!!

Satan called. I put him on hold.

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Yo' mama's so fat, she has difficulty finding clothes that fit

Knock Knock! Come in.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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