- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many jews can you fit in a buick? 6...only if you squeeze 4 in the back.

How many electricians does it take to screw in a lightbulb? If you need an electrician to screw in a lightbulb, you're a moron.

Child Prostitution.

There once was a man from Peru who dreamed he was eating his shoe he woke with a fright, in the middle of the night and then went back to sleep

Q:What time is it when you have to go to the dentist? A: It varies. But most dental offices are open for service between 8am and 4pm

Why was the man afraid of the cat? Because he is allergic to cats and might die if he gets too close to it.

Why can't Michael J. Fox draw a perfect circle? Because he has Parkinson's Disease which causes his hands to shake uncontrollably thus making drawing anything relatively difficult and a perfect circle impossible.

What do you do to a duck with no bill? Please, leave the duck alone, it's bad enough for him having no bill.

Three black men walk into a store at 2:00 in the morning, what happens next? They buy some snacks and leave.

Women's rights

knock knock you may come in

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot turned into a loaf of bread.

Q: Why was the blonde so dumb? A: Because she wasn't properly educated.

There are three men in a canoe traveling upstream. One wheel falls off. How many pancakes fit in a doghouse? 9, because ice-cream has no bones.

What's big? Jupiter.

Q:Whats the difference between a dead dog and a dead baby? A:The dog has skidmarks in front of it -RDV

What's 9 +10 19

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he's dead

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Ok, So what happens when an Irishman, Rabbi, and a Black guy all walk into a bar. Nothing the Black guys a recovering alcoholic and is supported by his loving family and friends, especially by his son Martin who he promised to stop drinking when he was 7.

whats red and looks like a bucket a red bucket whats blue and looks like a bucket a red bucket in diguise

Why did the priest renew his...SHIT, A BEAR!!

i am an idiot if you read this outloud your a dumb ass

Knock knock Who's there? Me. Idiot.

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