A man from florida and a woman from florida go to a restaurant, which isnt very popular.

What do you call someone who's black? A person you asshole.

What's funny? Women's rights.

How did Peter Parker tell his uncle that he was Spiderman? He didn't because he was already dead.

What did the giraffe say to the monkey? Nothing

Why did Hitler cross the road? To get to the other side.

im jewish

Why did the chicken cross the road? Hodor

I man walks into a bar. He got drunk.

Roses are red, Violet are blue. I just thought I'd let you know, But don't worry- this isn't a poem.

roses are red, violets are blue, I suck at rimes, refridgerator.

Why did the old man die? Because everyone dies

Q:What time is it when you have to go to the dentist? A: It varies. But most dental offices are open for service between 8am and 4pm

What's black and white, and red all over? A police car. Well, maybe it's not red all over. Just that little light on top. Oh, and the tail lights.

What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back? A stick.

What did the guy who speaks in tongue say to the other guy who speaks in tongue? Gibberish

What's the difference between uranium and plutonium? Blast radius

What's worse than being a replacement? An insufficient replacement.

The size of Idris Elba's penis

Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot turned into a loaf of bread.

Knock Knock COME IN!!!!

What's 9 +10 19

What's big? Jupiter.

Why do Jewish people where hats in church? They feel there head will often get cold

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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