Dana Cohen not having herpes.

thumb_up thumb_down +13

Why did the priest renew his...SHIT, A BEAR!!

thumb_up thumb_down +11

Q: what do polo bears have for lunch A: iceburger

thumb_up thumb_down +11

Women's rights.

thumb_up thumb_down +11

Person 1: Knock knock. Person 2: Come in.

thumb_up thumb_down +9

Whats black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white? A Nun falling down stairs

thumb_up thumb_down +9

What do you call a jew in a room full of gold? I highly improbable scenario in which the circumstances of how this "man" seemingly got into a gold room are unexplained.

thumb_up thumb_down +9

What do a Shark and a lemon have in common? They can both swim, except for the lemon

thumb_up thumb_down +9

"You know what they say about people with big swords." What do they say? Man that's a big sword.

thumb_up thumb_down +7

What is the difference between the number 20 and 21 1

thumb_up thumb_down +7

yo mama's so fat, her medical weight chart is much steeper than those of most women her age

thumb_up thumb_down +7

What is Jason? Black.

thumb_up thumb_down +5

Why did the Mexican drive the car off cliff? Because he wanted to.

thumb_up thumb_down +5

What do you call a bad joke? Unfunny.

thumb_up thumb_down +5

A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

What do you call a black person in a pool? A black person swimming.

thumb_up thumb_down +3

Roses are red Voliets are blue I suck at making poems Refrigerator

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Don't you hate it when you're reading a sentence and it doesn't end how you testicles. _._._

thumb_up thumb_down +1

Why are haikus dumb Because they are just stupid Get it a haiku It is a haiku hashaha

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Why is evan a lil poop? cause he pooped my poop all the pooping ;)

thumb_up thumb_down -3

Yo momma is so dumb she... oh god, i'm so sorry, she was driving and she just looked down at her cellphone and there was a red light and all the cars were coming she didn't even stop oh god i'm so sorry.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

why did Suzy drop her ice cream? doesn't matter, why is she out of the kitchen.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Knock, knock. Who's there? No one. You have no friends.

thumb_up thumb_down -5

Why did a guy with a lisp, v-neck, and piercings pee while sitting down? His joints hurt.

thumb_up thumb_down -7

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Our Updated iOS App!

We've just released huge update to the iOS app! Now, access all your favorite text and photo sites like Anti-Joke, DIYLOL! A few things didn't make the original cut (like comments) but they'll be back soon. Best of all, the app is now FREE! Get it here.

The Anti Joke Book


NEW ANTI-JOKE BOOK!  Now that we've resolved the printing issues with our publisher, check out the BRAND SPANKING NEW Anti-Joke Book!

MOAR??

Want more? You might be interested in...


Anti-Joke Chicken

Anti-Joke Triceratops