why did the blond cross the road? she doesnt know either

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What do gay horses eat?........ Cheese

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A man walks into a bar. [Insert punchline here.]

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Why couldn't Helen Keller drive? Because she was deaf and blind.

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Want to hear a joke? Jerry Sandusky's innocence

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i like potatoes But only mashed baked are a little bad they arent tasty. I like food good because food bad can really hurt me

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how do u unload the dishwasher? u take the dishes out!

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What did the man say to his wife? Go make me a sandwich!

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fart

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Why do redheads have red hair Because they were born like that.

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Why don't you have a seat, over there?

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What did the alcoholic do when he finished his beer? Opened another one.

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why are elephants gray? to tell them apart from blueberries.

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How do you confuse a blond? Ask her to solve ( [3x - 3x^2 +1]^744 ) x ( [- 3x + 3x^2 +1]^745 )

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what's worse than finding a worm in your apple? seeing this joke 1000 times on this website

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How many jews do you need to change a lightbulb? -One.

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A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released at a nearby park.

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Why is 6 afraid of 7? 7 is a serial rapist with a violent temper.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Africa is great, you should get raped

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What is the difference between a black guy and a bucket of crap? Well, one consists of two inanimate objects (a bucket and feces) and the other is a human being of African/African-American descent. As you can see there really is no real comparison here.

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What's worse than losing your job? Getting brutally sodimized and murdered by a serial rapist.

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why'd the chicken committed suicide?? to get to the other-side

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What smells like curry and bombs? A dead Indian

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Why do Jewish people where hats in church? They feel there head will often get cold

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