Whats big, hairy, and super long? My big toe you pervert.

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a woman asked her husband, why havent you been talking to me? the man answers, you are having an affair so i ignored you and only talked to the girl im cheating on you with. you should know your a horrible person

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What's the best part about Africa? Nothing.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

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Why was grandma lying on the floor? She just died of lung cancer.

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I was walking on the beach when I heard a man yell "Help, Shark, Help!" and I laughed, because I knew the shark wasn't going to help him.

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Knock Knock Who's there? Hodor

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What did the cow say to the farmer? 'Moo.'

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Cracked.com the only (depressive) "humor" site.

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Three nuns were talking in the church. The first nun said, "I was looking in the Priest's desk and found a condom." The second nun said, "I saw also saw that condom, except I poked holes in it." The third nun promptly reported them to the Priest causing the first two nuns to lose thier jobs.

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i like potatoes But only mashed baked are a little bad they arent tasty. I like food good because food bad can really hurt me

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Why is 6 afraid of 7... Because 7 raped her little sister

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A man from florida and a woman from florida go to a restaurant, which isnt very popular.

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A hiker gets lost on a trail and ends up wondering deep into the woods. He comes upon an amish farm. He knocks on the door and an amish man answers. The hiker explains his predicament, and the amish man says "sure you can stay in barn, but promise me one thing, don't have sex with my daughter". The hiker says "of course I won't". He then goes to the barn. Right before the hiker falls asleep. The amish farmer comes in and says "make sure you don't have sex with my daughter". The hiker says "of course not". So the next morning the hiker is rested, well fed and is about to leave when the amish man approaches and says, "Thank you being decent and christian like."

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How do you know that a woman is having an orgasm? They go like OH YAH OH YAH:D

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A man sees a giant talking frog walk into a store. He later dies due to an overdose of LSD.

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What do you call a man which busts ghosts A ghostbuster. Duh

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a man eats at a restaraunt alone, because all the people he loved died in a tragic boating accident while he was out of town on a business trip

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What do you call a black guy driving a plane? A pilot.

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What did the boy with no legs and no arms get for Christmas? Cancer.

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How many jews do you need to change a lightbulb? -One.

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What is the difference between a black guy and a bucket of crap? Well, one consists of two inanimate objects (a bucket and feces) and the other is a human being of African/African-American descent. As you can see there really is no real comparison here.

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A man walks into a bar He has a water, he is sober

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Ya well your momma's so hot...I'd bang her

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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