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A man hanged himself, leaving a note. Nobody found him, nor the note. Nobody cared for him.

What's brown and wears glasses? A poo with bad eyesight.

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What's better than winning the Silver Medal at the Special Olympics? Not being retarded.

Why did dan jump off of the empire state building? -Because Carl pushed him off.

What do you call a black man in a police car? Officer.

What do you call a man who just died 5 minutes ago? Dead.

What's brown, hairy and goes up and down? A kiwifruit in an elevator.

Q: Why can't Helen Keller drive? A:Because she is a woman A: She is blind deaf and dumb A: No seriously because she is dead.

Why was the boy sad? He had a frog stapled to his face.

Duncan Traywick is hilarious.

why did the boy buy a dirty magizine? he should not have, its been on the floor. who wants to read the rolling stone magizine if it has dirt on it. how dumb of him.

Q: Why was the blonde so dumb? A: Because she wasn't properly educated.

What's green, fuzzy, and would likely cause fatal harm if it were to fall on someone? A pool table.

What did the man say to his wife before they went to bed? Goodnight.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Waking up with a snapping turtle up your butt.

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What did the boy say after he hit his head? I just hit my head.

Why can't Tommy the T-Rex clap? Because dinosaurs have been extinct for 65 Million years.

I have a left shoe. I have a right shoe. I have two feet

In 2012 at what age are Americans allowed drink? At any age. liquids are vital for human beings to survive.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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