why did abby get fired? cause she showed allie anti joke.com!!! :0

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What's big, black, wide, long, and has white lines all over it? A new highway road.

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In soviet Russia... there is a distinct probability that you will get mugged due to the high crime rate and gang ruled streets.

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A homeless man stumbles upon $100 bill. It is actually just a food wrapper, his eyesight is lackluster.

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If you were an octopus what would you? Say "I an octopus".

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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What do you call it when Justin Bieber has sex with a woman? Statutory Rape.

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A girl walks into a bar. She's a lesbian.

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Why was it so easy for Superman to pick up chics? His butt ox.

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A: make me a sandwich woman! B: your a sandwich.

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Why did the man burp? Because gases escaped from his stomach and came out of his mouth.

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A dyslexic man walks into a bra but like he actually did not a bar a womens breats.

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Jack and Jill went down the hill. And were lost and burnt in hell.

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whats blue and fluffy? BLUE FLUFF

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Knock, knock Who's there? Die bitch

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Why did the man smile at his wife? Because she had a silly looking face, like a fish.

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"So, how's life in North Korea?" "Well, I can't complain."

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Why did the little boy drop his ice cream? he was epileptic

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Why did the panda fall out of the tree? Because he was dead. Why did the second panda fall out of the tree? It was stapled to the first panda. Why did the third panda fall out of the tree? Peer pressure

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, and so am I.

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Commie. Commie who? Commie Johnson. We went to high school together.

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What do you call a retarded man? Nothing, because it's inappropriate to call retarded people names.

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Once upon a time there was a little puppy. He then grew old and died.

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