gay marriage.

What's funnier than Mexicans? Whats funny about Mexicans?

yo mama's so fat, her medical weight chart is much steeper than those of most women her age

Why didn't the 13 year old boy have any friends? He was autistic and didn't connect properly with people.

What's better than finding a worm in your apple? -The Holocaust

Person 1: Knock knock. Person 2: Come in.

Please don't rape me.

A preposition is a bad thing to end a sentence with.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't

Q: what do you call a guy with a stolen cat in his pocket A: The police because stealing animals is illegal

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what's the difference between babies and a trampoline? I take my shoes off to jump on a trampoline.

What's brown and sticky? A stick.

-What did the gay guy say in Mcdonald's? -Ill have a number 10, with hot sauce and a large coke.

if u r not my friend, like this joke

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? It's everybody in the world telling you to stop re-using this joke.

A blonde girl walks into a screen door. She is blind.

Once upon a time, a princess was hungry. and there was a frog wearing a tux for some reason.so the princess ate him. THE END.

Why was the monkey on the floor? Because it was dead.

Q.)What did the man say to the toilet A.) Hi Jon

Your mom is so old, -just kidding. I know she died at a young age.

why are their no mexicans in hell they all jumped the border

The husbant is back from work. He opens the door of closet and finds... Narnia.

Roses are red, Violets are blue. I have a big dick, Lets have sex.

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