- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A catholic priest invited one of Sunday school students to his house one night. They watched a movie and the boy was home before his bedtime.

what do you call a cucumber that is wearing a dress.... an asian lady

A dyslexic Irishman walks out of a bra.

whats worse then finding a finger in your soup? - being a cook and losing a finger

What do you call two men having sex with Oprah? Group sex.

What did michael J. Fox say when someone asked him to play catch? "sorry, I'm busy".

What's brown and sticky? A stick

What did the convicted child molester say to the little girl? Nothing, they cut his tongue out in prison.

Roses are shit Violets are my dick Guess what I do for a living? Sex with refrigerator monkeys!

What smells worse than an old women's fart? the rotting carcus of a dead baby

To pen state administraters walk into a butt

Don't you hate it when you're reading a sentence and it doesn't end how you testicles. _._._

If TACOS are Mexican PASTA is Italian HAMBURGER is American Then what is pizza???..... Dough, Cheese and Sauce Just Kidding, that was bad..... Turtles..... :D

Why did the man masturbate? Because there was no one who wanted to partake in sexual intercourse with him.

Why was the school teacher crying? Because after 12 minutes of watching each one of your students be crushed to death by an 18 wheeler, anyone would cry.

What's a rabbit's favourite food? No-one knows, like humans, every rabbit has it's own favourite food.

What's similar about a black person and an apple? Nothing, an apple is a fruit. It has nothing to do with hanging from trees.

Knock, knock. Who's there? No one. You have no friends.

What did the chicken do before it crossed the road? Looked both ways and then crossed with caution while looking out for oncoming vehicles.

So one time this woman was learning...

Yo momma is so dumb she... oh god, i'm so sorry, she was driving and she just looked down at her cellphone and there was a red light and all the cars were coming she didn't even stop oh god i'm so sorry.

why did abby get fired? cause she showed allie anti joke.com!!! :0

Bob (laughing): Jared fell off of a cliff Jim: What's so funny about that? Bob: Nothing. I'm laughing at the girl that just fell out of a tree into a giant tub of peanut butter!!!

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