- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how do you kill a rich blonde? give her black die

Why are anti jokes funny? You can trick an old person to think they are

Potato salad

what happened to the christian when he died? nothing because god isnt real.

What's the difference between a baby and cheese? I don't like cheese in my sandwiches.

knock knock. who's there greench greench who greenchicken feathers

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how do you keep a blond in sespence you dont tell her

Matt swam through watter. Gaby drowned on dry land.

Why was the mom sad cause she had an abortion

What's longer then Kim Kardashian's Wedding? 73 days.

Oliver's friends

Man: Drink this. Man 2: Ok. (Drinks it) Man; You drank a powerful substance that is 20000 times stronger than hydrochloric acid! Man2: Oh FUCK! Kelvin Yang.

anus soup

An Englishman, Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a pub where they are presented with a situation, the Englishman and Scotsman react appropriately but the Irishman does something foolish.

How do you get a black person out of a tree? You grab a ladder and help them down.

An English man, an Irish man and a Scottish man walk into a bar. I observed this from outside and therefore have no idea as to any of the sequence of events that occurred once they had entered the bar and disappeared from my line of sight.

whats worse then justin beiber NOTHING

Why did the black man run? There was a mass murderer chasing him with a chainsaw.

why did the chicken cross the road? cause it can bitch.

Roses are red, Violets are red, The grass is red, The garden is on fire.

A horse walks into a bar. He ordered some fries.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Nick. Nick who? Nick Wyatt

No joke.

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