What happened when a black man's phone went off? He answered it.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if a woodchuck could chuck wood? Hypothetical questions are a waste of time and you are not achieving your full potential by reading this during work.

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Knock Knock Who's There Ur Mom Ur Mom Who Ur Mom is Dead

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This guy was driving in a car with a blonde. He told her to stick her head out the window and see if the blinker worked. She stuck her head out and said, yes.

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What do you call a black guy that sings? A singer.

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What did the mother give her family for christmas? Nothing. The family is Jewish.

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I don't hate you because you're fat. You're fat because I hate you

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Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

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Matt swam through watter. Gaby drowned on dry land.

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Freedom of Speech

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What was the woman doing in the kitchen? Investigating a murder..

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Pandas Everywhere!!!

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a skank.

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

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The number one killer of daredevil's is the ground.

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What do you get when you cross Arsene Wenger with Darth Vader? Arsene Vader

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How do you get a nun pregnant? You have sex with her.

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Why did the kid fail the test? Because he was retarded.

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Women's rights.

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i went to have a wank over anime as well yesterday, the i realised i dont have a penis. -adam fantuzzi

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Why did the chicken cross the road? the wnba

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Why did the cat fall out of the tree? Cause the branch broke. Why did the baby fall out of the tree? Cause it was stapled to the cat.

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Q. How do you make a blonde sad? A. Tell her that her entire family died in an accident.

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A person with OCD walked into a abr.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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