did the dog explode? because it didn't have a bum hole

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A dyslexic pimp buys a warehouse.

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a man walks into a bar several people leave as they can see the potential danger in the situation. - the man (also so known as a hippo) was Matt Ross

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wat does say to another bird....... chirp chirp

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What do you call a giraffe driving a car? A danger to society.

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What did the black man say to the white man? Hello.

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What did one Rhino say to the other? My, I'm sure glad we found this decadent watering-hole.

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A man sat down Then he stood up

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get away from the immigrants.

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2 muffins are in an oven. One says to the other, "it's really hot in here!" the other replies, "WHOA. A talking muffin!"

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Why did the black kid fail in school? Because of the achievement gap.

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What do you call a man with a convex isogonal nonprismatic head? Rhombicosidodecahedron head.

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i saw a garbage truck it had garbage in it

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why did the black man eat two buckets of fried chicken? because he was hungry and he likes fried chicken

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A man cheats on his wife and ruins his marriage of 24 years.

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? Down Syndrome

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marble

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What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

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What's grosser than gross? Grosser. What's grosser than that? Grossest.

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why did the sock go to kroger cause he was laying on the couch

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crips r blue bloodz r red choose crips nd thn ur dead (bloodz swoopp)

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Jack and Jill went down the hill. And were lost and burnt in hell.

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What did Batman say to Robin before getting in the Batmobile? "Get in the Batmobile"

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Roses are red Violets are blue Most poems rhyme This one doesn't

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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