- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Me: Tell me I'm a fairy. You: You're a fairy. Me: Poof! You're a bag of shit!

what is white and if it falls out of a tree it will kill you? a refrigerator.

How do you get Pikachu on a bus? You don't, Pikachu is a fictional character therefore doesn't exist

Two people walk into a bar, the third one ducked.

yo momma's so stupid that she can't support your family, because she can't get a steady job, meaning she does not have money to pay the bills or buy food. This also means you must now get food from your local food bank and sleep on the streets.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

I won the game.

What does a baseball and a T-Rex have in common? What? Neither of them is a carrot.

What did one duck say to the other? Well, it said "Quack" but it's not certain if it was actually addressing the other duck or if it was just making a noise in response to some other stimulus.

What's the difference between a zombie, a vampire and a werewolf? One is a zombie, one is a vampire and one is a werewolf.

How do make a boy cry? You cut off his eyelashes

A Man walks into a bar and orders a scotch. His alcoholism is tearing his family apart

A whole family go to a water park. They have a great day.

Why are Jews so tight with there money? They want to be finanically stable and provide a future for their familys.

Why did the man go to space? He was a highly trained astronaut

A dwarf walks under a bar.

How many gays does it take to turn a lightbulb? 1

Why did the white man rub the black man's hair for good luck? Because it's good luck to rub a black man's hair.

Why did the man break into the bank? Because he was a bank robber

Why did the guy throw a clock out of his window? Because he had mental issues.

What did one direction do? Nothing, their music is written by someone else they don't use whatever talent they have and they sound I million dying kittens.

A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, "Somebody call animal control, there's a horse in the bar." The horse is then taken away and made into glue and dog food.

Why shouldn't women wear watches? Because there's a clock on their cell phones.

GEOVANI is a queer that dosen't believe me

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