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Want to hear a joke? Womens rights

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What if Chuck Norris got shot by a bullet? The most interesting man in the world would save him.

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whats brown and falls out poop :) - haha

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Why was the little Latino boy sad? Because his father sexually molested him earlier in the evening.

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A girl walks into a bar. She's a lesbian.

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Roses are red. So is bacon, Poetry is hard . bacon.

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Why did lady gaga set her alarm? So she could get up in the morning.

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Why Did the throw up He was sick

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What is the difference between a Jew and a Pizza? One is food the other, fuel.

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What happened when the terrorist with a bomb went into a school. He blew up and everyone died.

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I'm on the seafood diet, a large proportion of my daily food intake consists of fish.

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once there was a man named steve. he happily sniffs pot every day after work. especially on sundays. one day, his family finds him sniffing pot. they are disgusted and disappointed in his bad decisions. so they join him

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YO mama so stupid, when she got hit by a bus she said WHO THREW THAF ROCK AT ME.

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How do you make a baby cry? You hit it in the face with a hammer.

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A englishmen an irishmen and a ginger walk off a bridge gingers have no souls

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How do you drown a blonde? From her infancy, instill in her a dread of the water. Keep her away from baths and showers, protect her from pools, and as the child grows, regale her nightly with terrible stories about the cruelty of the sea. When she has matured past 18, take her out to the middle of a lake on a boat and push her in.

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what did the hungry Ukrainian man say to his mother? "? ????? ???????? ?????????? ? ????. ?? ? ??????? ? ??????"

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A person walks into a store. He goes to a worker an asks "were is the potatos?" . The worker says, there on that shelf.

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Q .What robin told to batman before they got into the car? A. Get into the car!!

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What do you call a Black Comedian? Funny, You Racist.

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What is wrong with racism? A lot of things.

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You know how we have iPods? OJ Simpson strangled his wife.

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Myspace

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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