what did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? cancer.

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I have a left shoe. I have a right shoe. I have two feet

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Women's rights.

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I had a dream I watched Inception.

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Q: What did 0 say to 8. A: Nothing...However multiplied they equal 0

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What's worse than the Holocaust? Finding half a worm in your apple.

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What do yo call SQUIRAL!!!!

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roses are black violets are black your going to die with hate and sorrow

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Why wasn't the woman in the kitchen? Because she was in the living room.

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A Russian gentleman walks into a bar and requests a vodka which the bartender promptly supplies. Shortly thereafter a Turkish gentleman enters escorting a Llama on a leash and requests a vodka to which the bartender responds: "Your animal is not allowed on the premise, I am going to have to ask you to leave." The Turkish gentleman apologizes for his ignorance of the local customs and excuses himself, and shortly thereafter the Russian finishes his Vodka, pays, and leaves as well.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The cognitive capacity of the chicken is significantly underdeveloped in comparison to humans; thus, comprehending a chicken's motives is impossible. Furthermore, interspecies communication is largely understudied - a mysterious division of science that may never be fully revealed. Therefore, one could safely theorize that no single human could breach this gap in communication differences (assuming chickens do, in fact, communicate) and in turn, could not understand the chicken's reasoning behind its choice to cross the road (excluding the possibility of psychic connections between chickens and humans [see 'Dog Whisperer' for a more clear explanation on interspecial psychic relations]) That being said, the only scientific and logical way one could understand the aforementioned question is through observation. For example, perhaps food was located on the other side of the road. However, this seems to pose a plethora of other questions: Why was the chicken near a road and not in a coop stocked with adequate food? Was this a wild chicken? Are there wild chickens? Do wild chickens often cross roads? Are wild chickens dangerous? If so, why hasn't there been warnings about dangerous, wild chickens crossing roads? The answer to these questions may never be discovered or explained.

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What is the difference between the number 20 and 21 1

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What do you call a women out of the Kitchen? Nothing because they shouldn't be

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whats funnier than the boy with no arms and legs getting cancer? lebron playing basketball

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why do anti jokes suck???? Because CC is Jewish and rapes orphan squirrels EJ

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hi my name is? joe

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What happened to the blonde who blew out her birthday candles? Her hair caught on fire

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It was being chased by a predator and crossing the road led it away from it's pursuer.

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Who lives in a pineapple under the sea? Japan

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What did the vegetarian eat for christmas? Food.

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What do you call a cereal killing homeless man? Roofless

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What does Paris Hilton eat on Tuesdays? Nothing.

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What did a cat said to another cat? Nothing because cats dont talk.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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