- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do Jewish people where hats in church? They feel there head will often get cold

What does a blonde's vagina taste like? The same as her brain, cabbage

How do you make the perfect anti-joke? Don't tell it.

Why did the chicken cross the park? To get to the other slide.

One day, Little Timmy asked his mother this question, "Mommy, why are boys and girls different?" She responded, "You're adopted and Santa Claus is dead."

Knock knock! Who's there? Fed-Ex. We have a package for you.

What's the difference between ignorance and apathy? Most people are ignorant of the global sex slave trafficking industry and apathetic about global hunger.

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Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

What's worse than getting raped? Getting raped twice.

whats red and looks like a bucket a red bucket whats blue and looks like a bucket a red bucket in diguise

What did the boy get from Penn State University? A College Degree

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

Why did the little boy drop his ice cream cone? He was hit by a bus

Wife: My husband is dead! Son: Sounds like a personal problem.

What did the American call the Arab? Nothing the American could not talk because he suffered from throat cancer because of the effects of 9/11 and thus causing his hatred towards Arabs and led to the Arabs death. Green

How do you make a grilled cheese for a black guy? Butter two pieces of bread, place two slices of any kind of cheese in between the pieces of bread, then fry it in a pan with butter.

Why did the man throw the clock out the window? Because he overslept and missed a job interview and a chance to support his family.

IF circles are squares and squares are purple and i dont know what im talking about does that make all potatoes orange?

A Starfish walks into a bar. He sits down next to a man with a concussion. Q: What did the man say? A: Nothing because he was in a concussion and was no longer able to say words.

Rick Perry.

does your face hurt? yeah, neither does mine.

why did the boy drop her ice cream? -he got hit by a bus

what did the boy with no arms or legs get for Christmas? cancer.

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