What's brown and sticky? A stick

Q. How many ADD kids does it take to screw in a lightbulb? A. Lets go ride bikes

What's the difference between a baby and cheese? I don't like cheese in my sandwiches.

when does the phrase "time heals all wounds" not apply? to people with fatal wounds.

q. whats worse than finding your girlfriend cheating on you a. the holocaust

Chuck Norris ordered a Big Mac at Burger King. After be told politely that Big Macs were served at McDonald's and not Burger King, Chuck walked out and drove to the nearest McDonald's.

No joke.

your fat

A black woman and an Asian woman are both driving their cars. They arrive safely at their respective destinations.

-What did the gay guy say in Mcdonald's? -Ill have a number 10, with hot sauce and a large coke.

Knock. Knock. No one is home. Okay.

What do you call an asian man driving a plane? Nothing, you cannot drive a plane you can only fly it

whats green white black red and can fly? nothing.

What did the black kid get for Christmas? Your bike.

Religion

''Wanna hear a joke?'' ''Sure'' ''a joke''

Is your refrigerator running? No. Oh perfect, I'm a refrigerator repairman, I'll be right over.

guess what?

am man walks into a bar, and suffers from brain damage

What's worse than a worm in your apple? An apple in your anti-joke

In soviet Russia... there is a distinct probability that you will get mugged due to the high crime rate and gang ruled streets.

Roses are red Violets are blue I need some money.

I wanted to burn some calories, so i lit a fat kid on fire

There are 2 Muffins in an oven in a bakery. The first muffin says "Is it hot in here , or is it just me?" The other muffin says " We are going to die in here and no one will here us screaming."

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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