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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Violets are red, Trees are red, Tulips are red, And my garden is red. OMG...MY GARDEN IS ON FIRE

Your momma is so fat that she has really high cholesterol but also an undoubtedly warm personality.

What's the difference between a dead baby and a watermelon? I don't cum on my watermelon before I eat it.

Knock Knock! Who's there? No-one No-one who? .......

A man walks into a bar... ...because he is blind.

How many jews can you fit in a car? 2 in the front, 2 in the back, and 50 in the ashtray.

The WNBA.

A man was walking down the street and witnessed a car crashed. He was traumatize.

Roses are red Violets are red Tulips are red Bushes are red Trees are red Fences are red OMG MY FENCE IS ON FIRE!

does this look unsure to you?

what's the difference between a babie and a watermelon. one's fun to hit with a hammer. . . ht other ones a watermelon.

So there's this cup that I own... I use it to aid in the drinking of my hot or cold beverages.

Whats black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white, black and white? A Nun falling down stairs

What did the farmer say when he lost his donkey? "Oh no, my donkey is my livelihood and the only means I have of supporting my family. Now, we shall surely starve."

what is one black person on the moon? Anser: a problem What is all the black peaple on the moon...... a solution.

What's the difference between an Asian driver and a Belgian prostitute? Nothing at all: Marie-Edith Yang is proud of her mixed heritage, and earns a decent wage in a relatively clean brothel in the lovely little medieval town of Bruges.

Knock knock. Who's there? Jeff. Jeff who? Sh*t. Wrong house.

What did the dog say when his family's grandmother came back to life from the dead and ate everyone? Nothing. This is a highly improbable situation, and furthermore, dogs cannot speak.

So, this one time, I was at the grocery store. Man, that was nuts.

What is the difference between a man and a woman? Genitals

Jasper sucks.

"You know what they say about people with big swords." What do they say? Man that's a big sword.

Q: What did the hobo get for Christmas? A: Hypothermia.

A African man and Hispanic man fall off of a cliff, which hits the ground first? They both hit the ground simultaneously, due to their equal mass and surface area.

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