- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why do people often give Jimmy strange looks? Because Jimmy has Down Syndrome

What do babies and caterpillars have in common? They're both dead. Except the caterpillar.

What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass.

A Man walks into a bar and orders a scotch. His alcoholism is tearing his family apart

look at there!! an entire dog!!

why did the arrow hit the knee? the same reason pigs cant fly.

Roses are red Violets are red Everything is red If you are dead... Or a potato

Why did the kid fail the test? Because he was retarded.

Dale a tu cuerpo alegria Macarena

An Englishman, Scotsman and an Irishman walk into a pub where they are presented with a situation, the Englishman and Scotsman react appropriately but the Irishman does something foolish.

Knock knock Nobody's home.

cheese

blubber vaginass CC

whats green white black red and can fly? nothing.

What do you call a jew in a room full of gold? I highly improbable scenario in which the circumstances of how this "man" seemingly got into a gold room are unexplained.

A rebellious teenage boy throws a dozen eggs on the street, now he has no eggs.

Why don't women wear watches?...Because the economy is at an all-time low and it would be reasonable to presume that a person couldn't afford an item like this, thus, trying to budget in a watch that could cost anywhere from 50-100$ would be a risky financial move depending on their yearly salary.

Q: Why was six afraid of seven? A: I don't know, he didn't tell me.

Why did the sixteen year old girl get an abortion? She didn't want the responsibility of raising a child

What do you call a black person in a pool? A black person swimming.

What do you call a dinosaur with no teeth? He's British

your mamas so fat when she puts on a belt she has to use a bomarang to get it around her.

Yo Mama's so fat, she weighs more than an electron.

What do you call a person trying to save his interprise from partaking in a financial collapse by binging on alcohal? An alcoholic.

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