- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man flying a plane? Answer: A Pilot

A gay guy walks into a bar. Nothing is said to him, because homosexuality is accepted in this area.

A duck walks into a bar and says he needs to buy a hammer. The bartender tells him that he's probably looking for the hardware store across the street. The duck realizes that he's disoriented again and should listen to his wife's many pleadings to get back on his medication.

How do you keep a dog from chasing it's tail? cut off it's legs.

What has two arms, and two legs but cant walk? A Cripple

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Have you seen Stevie Wonder's new house? No Neither has he

Chocolate rain Awesome!

Three blondes were stuck on an island, one of them wished for a motorboat, later on they all died of starvation

What's brown and sticky? Human Feces

Hitler walks into a bar and is shot on sight

a black guy and a mexican are in the backseat of a car, who's driving the car? the owner of the car.

A man walks into a bar and the bartender asks him "why the long face?" the man replies with "I have AIDS."

Where did little Annie go after the explosion? Everywhere.

Why did the sloth cross the road? To murder your whole family.

A man runs over a woman wth his car. Whose fault was it? The man because he should be driving on the roads, not in the kitchen.

why did the man come out of the closet? because the dark scares him and it smelled like moth balls

Why did the rooster chase the chicken? - They were playing tag!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

How many babies does it take to paint a wall red? The number varies based on the amount of skill and understanding each infant has in using the paintbursh and red paint.

Why did Tina's parents stop calling her? Because they died

How do you get a nun pregnant? You have sex with her.

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Q: What do you call a man with no arms or legs on your doorstep? A: Whatever his name is.

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