Q: What do you call a group of asians riding their bikes while carrying large bags of merchandise filled with an ample amount of video games? A: Obviously, a few enviromentally-friendly entrepreneurs who managed to make enough of a profit via their established buisness to the extent that they could buy what they required and get some other desired items as well.

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There once was a man from Peru Who fell asleep in a canoe He got a slight case of sunburn which improved later after applying some ointment.

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A blind woman walks into a bar... she stands there confused because she is blind and can't tell what going on.

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Andrew Wang getting a girlfriend.

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What's worse than heartbreak? Getting run over by a steamroller.

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Why was the salsa spicy? It has a mixture of many spicy peppers.

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what do Asian people eat? what Asian people eat.

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If life hands you lemons Take them

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What did the blonde do when she found out one is most likely to get in a car accident within 6 miles of the home? She drove more carefully in her neighborhood.

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Why did Lebron leave Cleveland? It's a terrible place to live.

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A guy walks into a bar, and then orders a jack and coke.

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Why was the mom sad cause she had an abortion

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what did the ninja say to the watermelon ? nothing

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blubber vaginass CC

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Roses are red Violets are blue Actually they are not, they are purple. Whoever the uneducated idiot was who made up that poem deserves nothing more then a slap in the face

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Hey I just met you And this is crazy There's the kitchen Sandwich maybe?

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Why are haikus dumb Because they are just stupid Get it a haiku It is a haiku hashaha

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Q. How do you make a blonde sad? A. Tell her that her entire family died in an accident.

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How do you stop a clown from laughing? Hit him in the face with an axe. -Tag

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I met a man today. His name was John.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

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Today I exchanged money for Meth. There is no joke here. I'm a drug addict

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There was a buffalo on a farm. The buffalo was slaughtered and then put and a package and sent to people who like the taste of slaughtered, chemical filled buffalo. In other words, people who like buffalo wings.

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why did my girlfriend fail her test? she was pregnant :'(

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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