- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is long, erect, and 12 inches long? A ruler.

Why did the doctor wear glasses? Because he was a whale.

If Life gives you melons, then I think your dislexic

Why did the boy get hit by a car? Because he didn't look both ways

When life gives you lemons. You make beef stew. #andymilinokis

roses are red, Violets are blue, i have a gun, Suck my dick

What's the difference between medicine and astronomy ? They're different fields of studies.

Two black guys walk into a bar. Bartender asks them what they want to drink.

When Michael Jackson was in a dark tunnel, it didn't work when he turned his flashlight. How come? A: Because it was out of battery

What did the businessman at work do when he found out his wife was cheating on him? He stayed in his cubicle and continued to work, because he was a diligent, hard-working man.

Why did Lebron leave Cleveland? It's a terrible place to live.

Why didn't the skeleton cross the road? Because he's dead

In the future... "Hey Apple! Hey, hey Apple!" "What the heck, Orange! You've been doing this for the last 10 billion years!"

Q: What do you get when an angry black man walks past you. A: You get a promotion, the black guy was your friend Bob and he had just been suspended for failing to follow police protocol when apprehending a suspect.

A man is on anti jokes, he is not laughing.

Whats something only kids wear? Clothes

What is green but looks like a silver car? A silver car....I lied about the green part.

What's red and green? A frog in a blender!

My hair is thin, therefore the person beside me wears oddly looking clothes CC

Want to hear a joke? Womens rights

Whats the difference between Justin Beiber and Polio? Polio was cured.

Why did the koala fall off the tree? Because it was dead.

Why couldn't the little boy find his friend in hide and go seek He was blind

How do you kill a blonde? Repeatedly stab a knife into her jugular vein

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