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A blonde, a brunette, and a red-head are trapped on a desert island together After many days without food, they resort to cannibalism. The blonde eats the brunette, and the red-head eats the blonde. The red-head eventually dies once the water supply runs out.

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Why did the man burp? Because gases escaped from his stomach and came out of his mouth.

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"I see" said the blind man to his dead wife

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Hi Danny it's Louis Tehe

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why did Tommy fall of his bike? because he was getting raped by a walrus

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What's the difference between a black person and a white person? They have different skin tones.

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A baby seal walks in to a club

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Whats worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. Whats worse than two bee stings? The holocaust. Whats worse than the holocaust? Three bee stings

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why did obama become president? people voted 4 him.

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What do you call a guy with a car on his head? Immediate identification would not be possible. The man would be referred to by his estimated demographics. Circumstantial evidence and dental reports may be required for identification at which points the family's would be notified. Only after this will the man's name would be released to the media who would in turn report this.

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I used to love Christmas Until Santa woke me up and told me my dad didn't exist....

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How did sally fall off the swings? she had no arms. Knock knock, who is there? Not sally.

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A man walks into a bar and only gets a glass of water due to the fact that he is a recovering alcoholic.

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What's long and hard on a black man? First grade.

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You have cancer

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Q:What happened to the leprechaun when it jumped in the water? A:It got wet.

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the cow goes moo

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What Do You Call A Japanese Man Humming Classicle Music While Removing Toy Soldiors From His Ear With His Foot Jumping Up And Down On A Large Elephant Strutting About The Universe? Strange.

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Lockerbie bombing

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Stephen Hawkings walks into a bar. Just kidding. He's paralyzed

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What's the difference between a Satyr play and a Sedar meal? One is full of horned goat-men, the other is a feast that marks the beginning of Passover.

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-hey sam look what mom gave me for christmas -what eli? -a new baseball bat -thats your prosthetic leg silly

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it damn well felt like it.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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