Why was the boy sad? Because his dog was brutally murdered and the man responsible painted his bedroom walls in the dogs blood.

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Black people are innocent.

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What's red and puts out fires? A fire truck? Oh, you've heard this joke before.

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How did sally fall off the swings? she had no arms. Knock knock, who is there? Not sally.

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How many blondes does it take to change a lightbulb? One, it's just a lightbulb

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Do you want to hear a joke? Sure. Justin Bieber is straight.

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There are four worms moving in a straight line, one in front of the other. The first worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me!" The second worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" The third worm says, "Hey, there's a worm walking behind me, too!" How can this be? ...the fourth worm lied.

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I once bought a pack of batteries but they weren't included.

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What do you call a man with no legs? A paraplegic.

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What did the doctor say to his patient? You have cancer

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Q:What happened to the leprechaun when it jumped in the water? A:It got wet.

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Why did the chicken cross the road To go to KFC

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he lost his grip on the branch and was unable to reach another before reaching the ground.

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What do you call a man which busts ghosts A ghostbuster. Duh

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A man asked a friend at work if he could have $100, his friend replied "sure I'll give it to you when pigs fly", that man never received $100 dollars from his friend.

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Two parrots are in a cage. The one looks at the other one and says, "answer the phone," and the other one says, "where are my car keys."

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Why did Justin Bieber smile in his mug shot? He did not understand the consequences of his horrible actions that could have killed many innocent men, woman, or children and, in jail, there could be very dangerous people living there.

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Two guys were sitting in a pub.

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What's the opposite of fly? To not fly

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Brett Farve

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What did the Muslim do when he was in a big American crowd? He was socializing.

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What does a baseball and a T-Rex have in common? What? Neither of them is a carrot.

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how do you kill a rich blonde? give her black die

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Aodhan Hearty

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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